Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 21, 2011
Transcript:
Goat: What are you doing, Rat? Rat: I have stumbled upon a form of communication that is so carefully encoded I can only assume it was accidentally dropped here by aliens. Message: dw i ddim yn gwybod. Ydw. Mae'n ddrwg gen i. Goat: That's Welsh. Rat: Do you suppose they come in peace?
rayannina almost 13 years ago
Sure they do … unless you’re English.
memo.from.daddy.warbucks almost 13 years ago
Dw I ddim yn siarad Cymraeg.
alviebird almost 13 years ago
Google Translate gives: I do not know. Yes. I’m sorry.Nice little gadget: http://www.google.com/ig/directory?type=gadgets&url=www.gstatic.com/ig/modules/dictionary/kennedy/dictionary.xml
Keno21 almost 13 years ago
Was Welsh invented by someone’s cat walking across the keyboard…?
alviebird almost 13 years ago
Maen nhw’n ar i ni. Rydym yn ymosod ar doriad gwawr. Cael y llygoden fawr gyntaf.
Proginoskes almost 13 years ago
Cwm fjord bank glyphs vext quiz.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
They come in peace but will fight to the death in defense! Men of Harlech! Owen Glendower, Prince of Wales!
fatjimi almost 13 years ago
They invented grape jelly.
Arianne almost 13 years ago
Bron-Yr-Aur Forever! Long may Zep stomp !♥!♥!♥!♥!
Drewdove almost 13 years ago
I do not know. Yes. I’m sorry i.
zero almost 13 years ago
Hey! it gave Merv Griffin the idea for Wheel of Fortune. Can I buy a lifetime supply of vowels Vanna?!. . ..
Dave Thorby almost 13 years ago
Nid wyf yn y swyddfa ar hyn o bryd. Anfonwch unrhyw waith i’w gyfieithu.
g.p.hardy almost 13 years ago
Or there’s this:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7702913.stm
Keno21 almost 13 years ago
Yorn desh de umm desh de born bork bork bork!
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Alun, where are you when we need you?
And fatjimi — yes. At Concord.
Tyrnn almost 13 years ago
“I do not know. Yes. I’m sorry i. " according to google. >.>
Mark McKean almost 13 years ago
—> Andrea@home. It translates as: “I do not know. Yes. I am sorry.” Dw i’n mynd yr Cymru dydd Gwener.
vwdualnomand almost 13 years ago
so, the welsh are aliens? then, what about tom jones or other welshies?
3hourtour Premium Member almost 13 years ago
…quite it..you’re making my brain hurt…
Ottodesu almost 13 years ago
wakarimasen
Ottodesu almost 13 years ago
Leó Szilárd suggested to Fermi that extraterrestrials “are already among us—but they call themselves Hungarians.”
scottartist creator almost 13 years ago
@keno21: Welsh was spoken before it was written, and was written centuries before keyboards, so cats had little to do with it. @JohnnyDiego: pronounce it roughly like “Dewey thim un gooeybod. Ado. Mine throog gen ee.” And make the ‘th’ sound hard, like in ‘this.’
pschearer Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Welsh proverb: ddlrig awkreoth jsjhuhq haallleaadkkdh. Or was that Klingon?
loganswift almost 13 years ago
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.
gordrogb Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Don’t bet on it!
ChiefOBoB almost 13 years ago
According to Babblefish.com, that translates to:
I do not know. Am. I’m sorry i.
geometeer almost 13 years ago
Let it be noted that ‘Welsh’ is a Germanic term for foreigner, alien. (German Swiss call French Swiss that.)
So Rat is not wrong.
celeconecca almost 13 years ago
Yeah – I’d like to know how to pronounce it, too. I believe “dd” is a “th” sound, right?
Nebulous Premium Member almost 13 years ago
At the GoBrittania travel guide they have a nice article on how to pronounce Welsh.
.Gwd lwc. Ai hop ddat yw can ryd ddys and ddat yt meiks sens tw yw. Iff yw can ryd ddys, dden yw ar dwing ffaen and wil haf no problems at ol yn lyrnyng awr ffaen Welsh alffabet..
Good luck: I hope that you can read this, and that it makes sense to you. If you can read this, then you are doing fine and will have no problems at all in learning our fine Welsh alphabet.
Moishe3rd almost 13 years ago
I did not know. Yes I am. Sorry I am… WTF? Can’t wait to see where this leads…
WaitingMan almost 13 years ago
Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do!
comicnut4636 almost 13 years ago
@G Hardy Thanks for the link! Very Funny!!!
dukeallen almost 13 years ago
They must have interesting internet shorthand.
Plods with ...™ almost 13 years ago
I think it’s Rat’s homage to the International Day of Peas.
PShaw0423 almost 13 years ago
thebird55, Dave4B: Google Translate rheolau, ac rydych roc! :)
RedGreenInBlue almost 13 years ago
“Maen nhw’n ar i ni. Rydym yn ymosod ar doriad gwawr. Cael y llygoden fawr gyntaf.”
???
Paid â chyffwrdd â chyffuriau, plant! :-D
rjdegraff almost 13 years ago
Welsh is a language that sounds like poetry but looks like someone vomited the alphabet.
machpovii3 almost 13 years ago
Wow. Rat yn buffoon anwybodus.
finale almost 13 years ago
“Iggy toople Zap”: Tom Jones forever.
Number Three almost 13 years ago
LOL LOL!
xxx
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 13 years ago
banana-rama-ding-dong….
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
Oogie boogie ick ick!÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷Wales… in… spaaaaaaaaace!
Ima Nodummy almost 13 years ago
Creo que no comprendes espanol…
evangelyne almost 13 years ago
No, what happened was some priest went wandering around armed only with a keg with no bottom and the anglicized alphabet. Then he tried to spell what he heard.
This, this.
chekhovskaya almost 13 years ago
@SCAATY_423 Mae gen i deimlad heddiw yn ddiwrnod brysur i’r adran Gymraeg Cyfieithu Google.
EmyrB almost 13 years ago
As a Welshman myself and a Welsh speaker, these are obviously answers to questions and not a sentence themselves. Dw i ddim yn gwybod is I don’t know. Ydw is yes, but a first person yes and would be the answer to such a question as Ydy chi’n mynd ir theatr heno? (Are you going to the theatre tonight?). Yes as the English speakers know it is ydu. Mae’n ddrwg gen i is actually sorry, but said in a very polite way.
Welsh is an ancient language from the same group of Celtic languages such as French, Cornish, Manx and both Scottish and Irish Gaelic and is considered one of the oldest still spoken language in the world. At one time it would have been spoken throughout the British Isles and much like English today would have had different dialects. Aber is Welsh for mouth of the river, hence Aberdeen means mouth of the river Deen. Swansea’s welsh name is Abertawe, which is mouth of the river Tawe. Scottish Gaelic for Scotland is Alba, the Welsh for Scotland is Alban.
Sorry for the lengthy history lesson, but it’s nice to see my first language being referenced in an American comic strip.
Hwyl
alviebird almost 13 years ago
Sylwadau heddiw wedi bod yn hwyl ac yn llawn gwybodaeth.Hyfforddi’r Mwy, os gwelwch yn dda. Gallwn i barhau i wneud hyn am gyfnod.
PercyJacksonfan123 almost 13 years ago
Cymraeg mor ddryslyd (Welsh is confusing)
arye uygur almost 13 years ago
I think’s GREAT how so many of the commenters know this little-spoken language! May it continue to be spoken for many ages on.Incidentally the name “Welsh” was used by Germanic invaders to designate the Romanized inhabitants they came across, so it has something in common with Walloons (Belgium), Vlachs (Romania) and the Wallace surname of Scotland.
Destiny23 almost 13 years ago
I have no idea if any of the commenters are using real Welsh, or just Mock Welsh. (As in the Mock Swedish spoken by the Swedish Chef…)
BarryRoger Premium Member almost 13 years ago
The Welsh/American Club of The Villages, Fl thanks Mr Patis for this recognition. The Welsh get too little.Barry the Descendant
dancedood7 almost 13 years ago
oh gawd.p.s. stephster, can u do a harry potter strip
Huey13 almost 13 years ago
When rat beats the crap out of people it’s funny
bloody rainbow ^_^ almost 13 years ago
someone translate
justrightturnips almost 13 years ago
Ni yo tampoco. Me gusta el uso de la idioma mas bella que hay. Nos vemos
BobSpelledBackwards almost 13 years ago
Alla i ddim yn credu eich bod yn mynd drwy holl waith dim ond i ddarganfod beth mae hyn yn golygu yn y Saesneg. Oni bai, wrth gwrs, gallwch ddarllen Cymraeg i ddechrau. Llongyfarchiadau!
cutiepie29 almost 13 years ago
I have Welch ancestry, but I’m not blessed to speak the language (nor do I have any sort of gift with languages that would allow me to actually learn it either).
chwerthin almost 13 years ago
‘Welsh’ does means ‘foreigner’ or ‘alien’ in old English!
barkingcows Premium Member almost 13 years ago
“I do not know I’m sorry.”
songlaw almost 13 years ago
Would you please tell me how to write a note of appreciation for his viewpoint (Welsh as evidence of alien communication) directly to Stephan Pastis? Thanks a lot, songlaw@aol.com.
squirrel500 almost 13 years ago
Ahh. Welsh. The language I’ve never heard of.
XtremePearls about 12 years ago
i thought it was just a bunch of random letters. LOL.
IHTOASMTIACOTYHABYWABOL.
hilmarz about 8 years ago
Pronunciation: Mainly, the “y” is pronounced as “i” as in “pit” or sometimes more like an “e”; “w” like “u” in the English “put”, and “dd” as “the” in the English “the”, while the “th” is as in English “thing”. A single “f” is pronounced like the “v” in English “evening”; a double “f” as the English “f”. “C” is pronounced like the English “k”. “ll” is a weird sound; you should pronounce it like an “l”… while blowing. “a” is pronounced as in “father”, “e” as in “get”, “i” as in “pit”, “o” as in “lost”. Most of the other letters are what you would expect.
NeilCopeland over 5 years ago
The word “Welsh” comes from the Anglo-Saxon word for “alien”.
Pig111 about 4 years ago
I do not know. Yes. I’m sorry
Comicfan (I can't think of a better name) over 2 years ago
Sadly they probably think it’s from aliens because the Language it self is dying :(
Snuffles [Previously Helikitty] 11 months ago
“I do not know. Yes. I’m sorry.”