Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 28, 2011

A Cheeseburger walks into a bar and ask for a Vodka Tonic and the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food”…..lolololololol

The guy in the suit’s not so happy about staying late, either…

He should have stopped at the previous last drink.

Let’s face it. he shouldn’t have stopped. lol

Tarbender, Ill take bubble durbon on the rocks.

Well, at least he’ll have a whale of a tale to tell afterwards.

Maybe he won’t notice Moby…???

I hate when that happens!

I had a pet white whale one time.I named him “Corduroy.”He became quite famous.Surely you’ve heard of white-whale Corduroy?

And another fish story gets blown out of proportion.

Should’ve gone to Starbuck’s.

Weeell, you know how it is with last drinks – one is too many and two is not enough.

He just doesn’t know when to stop drinking.

The great white dosen’t look too worried.

A guy walks into a bar,…OUCH!

@ superfrog, I was waiting for some one to make a Starbucks reference.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks, “Hey, why the long face?”…..

A gay man, a jew, and a black guy walk into a bar. What a great display of an integrated community.

Good thing Bob is a classic reader and knows what to expect.

Looks like Bob is stuck between a whale and a harpoon.

I’m just wondering, does Ahab really want pickled whale?

The harpoon is not so bad, it is the lance that kills!

Of all the gin joints in the town, in the world, he had to walk into mine.

“I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar, a real diveBut I knew the ownerHe used to play for the DolphinsI said “Hi Gil”You have to yell, he’s hard of herring"-Kip Addotta “Wet Dreams”

NOW I can appreciate the book since it spawned this cartoon… Finally.

Ya think he’d have known something like this was bound to happen, sitting next to a guy named Moby.

Bars are for Boozers and Losers!

the smudges on that martini glass look like the prints of whales.

One bourbon, one scotch…. one be-e-e-e-er…!

looks like there could be a bar brawl tonight.

A Termitoidae goes into a tavern and asks, “Where is the bartender?”

The shrimp garnish on the whale’s cocktail is a nice touch. :)

I’m SO glad the colorist didn’t make Moby gray, which I’ve seen a few times over the years.

This white whale swims into a bar and the bartender asks, “So, why the long face?”

Is that a prawn hooked over Moby’s glass?

A dyslexic person walks into a bra …

There he is, caught in the middle, by a fluke.

Actual memories of when I only wanted to have a quite drink and some idiot would walk into the bar looking for a fight. So I hit him. Today it’s called a preemptive strike.

True suspense: “White whale happen next?”

Isn’t Moby Dick a venereal disease?

A priest, a rabbi and penguin walk into a bar… the bartender looks at them and says, " is this some kind of joke?"

It was Ned Land who had the Whale of a Tale to tell, not Ahab.

Celine Dion walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Hey honey, why the long face?”

A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says, “I’m sorry buddy, we don’t serve mushrooms here.” Mushroom says, “Why not, I’m a fungi?”

and it started all over a gin.

Not enough drinks yet. The whale’s not pink

Candy may be quicker, but liquor is quicker. Bartender! A round for the house!