Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 10, 2011

Gil: “We feel like we can win all of them, Marty.” Marty: “Then why don’t you, wise guy?”

Properly rebuffed, Marty retreats to his solitary plywood tinder box and cracks another flask of Jack Daniels.

That wide receiver is gripping the ball so tightly he’s squeezing it out of shape. He must be tremendously strong.

This will end badly so Wildcat can continue to harass Gill-Man. Anytime Milford scores first you know they will lose.

Wildcat: Did you see my Bobby open up that hole on the touchdown run? Of course you didn’t. Rod Whigham only draws quarterbacks and receivers. My Bobby isn’t getting near the strip time he deserves.

P2: The Maynard G. Krebs look isn’t working for Marty these days. Gil has gone retro as John Travolta in Friday Night Fever.

P2, Is that a face mask or a bag full of oats?

Some booster Maris is, ceding that prime advertising space to the local tire dealer.

Chip, where have you been the first four games? (And can we get these kids some new uniforms so they don’t have to wear towels to cover up holes in unfortuante spots)

If Milford drops to 0-5 I may jump on the Maris bandwagon to fire him, too. Go Mudlarks, get in the win column.

That tire in the sign in P3 looks like it’s made for Fred Flintstone’s car. Learn to draw, Rod.

P3 – it appears that they have moved the game to an ice hockey arena in MILFord . . . not the plexi-glass and dasher boards around the field. And whover has to sit behind the hanging advertising, should get a refund for their tickets. They can’t see anything.

Confident coach. Confident pass/catch. I smell victory!

“Central’s only 2-2…” Only? Gil would kill for just one victory.

Moon is only a shadow of his former self. He does not even push Thorp to answer his most simple of questions. He ignores obvious evidence of incompetence, and let’s pat, boilerplate answers satisfy his so-called reporter’s curiosity. Wildcat should work with to Boosters to replace both Moon and Thorp. Maybe Paul Strange is still available.

Gil would rather be interviewed by a hot TV sideline reporter.

Hey, if only, Decten. I’d be all over Milford hockey!

I still want to see Milford soccer. I heard they have a chance to win the conference!

@HooDad, we are only seeing a very small part of the sign. It’s actually a public service announcement about “Things That Clog Your Pores.” The last two items are a Big Mac and a donut. I know, that was a stretch.

Gil: “We feel like we can win all of them”

Crystal meth will do that to ya…