Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 19, 2011

Man overboard.

Little children, don’t fear as the deer drift awayThough things don’t look promising for Christmas day…Have faith and believe; Cap’t Eddie’s close by.Between him and Paulie in the blink of an eyeThey’ll lasso that ice floe. bring Santa his deer,And get back to Flo’s for a Christmas eve beer.And another tale nobody will believe- except the elves who were there when it happened.

But lest we forgetas others implythat Lars is not from this worldand he has a ship that can fly

Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy……..I’m looking forward to this one….Oh, and blueskies, Dang!, dude, you’re getting good! Although, I do sense Capt. Eddies imminent appearance, I’m thinking we may have seen parts of it already when Flo asked him if he had any plans for the Holidays…Anyway, rock on Wiley!

Man, I’m glad I’m not cheesy enough to blame it on Blackwater….that would be so wrong…

Cap’n Eddie gets my vote; his boat flys on occasion. Obviousman is too obvious, and Danae involved only for unintended consequences. And, is Wiley the last true believer in global warming?

Santa can just take his big feet from yesterday and walk over to the stupid reindeer. And reindeer do indeed float if you add enough root beer.

well, fox news says there is not such thing a global warming and a local fox news reporter told everyone there is no such thing as santa claus on live tv.

Don’t let it be forgot That once there was a spot For one brief shining moment that was known as Vixenberg.

It’s a bummer a talented cartoonist like Wiley needs to campaign for Global Warming and gay marriage and such.

…and so the story begins….

I want todays strip to be next years christmas cards.

Have a Global Warming Christmas,It’s the best time of the year …

to the tune of “Holly, Jolly Christmas”

Baldo follows Non Sequitur in my comic lineupwith a similar holiday theme.

However, the rapid breakup of both ice caps has been widely documented. Unless that Rhode Island-sized iceberg currently menacing some of the shipping lines is just a really good Hollywood special effect…

Oh, so that’s what global warming did. Maybe the old guy can spend the next six days inventing a way to reverse the process now that it’s had a profound impact on him.

Thanks, Wiley!

Excellent. Thank- you.

This is gonna be awesome! Thanks Wiley! I love Christmas poems!

What, you’re saying that Santa’s reindeer can fly without being connected to the sleigh? I did not know that.

Time to move south. South Pole, that is.

Hmmmm, ‘unregulated big business will do the right thing’ is a myth. “Moral” majority is a myth (not to mention an oxymoron) “Good Cristian conservative” is a myth, but global wierding is pretty much proven. THIS cartoon however, is less about politics and more about Christmas though. Lighten up.

The myth of Santa coupled with the myth of global warming…how quaint.

Please, no Prayers for Perry. Theonly thing I have to look forward to is that whereever I’m going, his will be worse.

Ahhhhhhhh, the liberal non factual drivel even in the comics…….sigh!

Hopefully rudolph’s nose has batteries so a beacon will help them be found! And not be smashed by passing oil freighters.

I only count eight. Where’re Rudolph and Oliver?

Ah, there’s nothing like a demonstration of worldly knowledge that has been proven with satellite photographs, rooms full of core samples, terabytes of data and monumental ice floes endangering shipping lanes to pull out all of the Faux Spews viewers screaming about how it’s all fake (and providing zero evidence to back it up)…ON A COMIC!

Oh, and as to the “CHRISTMAS!!!” comment?

Blessed Yuletide, everyone!

There is global warming, just not man made global warming like obama, newt grinchrich, and the UN say.

SAD way to start my day!

@ Three Steps Over Japan

And reindeer do indeed float if you add enough root beer.

lol… too funny! Have a merry Christmas.

Santa is real. Only if you are too big to fail.

Man-made global warming is a myth just like Santa Claus.

Aw come on watch some nature shows, reindeer can swim.

Wiley, you are the best…

Wiley drank the kool-aide

Those reindeer better watch out for starving polar bears.

Thank God for global warming , we have too many Snowbirds in Az. the way it is now. And I don’t think any of us from Minnesota miss the glacier that once covered much of North America.

Float over on the bloated polar bear carcasses.

The destruction of the polar ice cap could help Santa use Siberian riverboats to ship Chinese goods. Reindeer? Supper for riverboat crews.

Is nothing sacred?! The liberals just have to mess with our traditional Christmas stories to push their agenda.

Love the poem, Wiley. (Also, the reindeer are adorable.)

Be afraid, children! Because of global warming, Santa won’t come! Be very afraid!

That was depressing.

what would happen if Wiley and Aardman collided, er, collaborated…

Ice, all over the globe, is disappearing. Scientists just reported that Greenland has risen one inch due to the loss of ice weight holding it down. Glaciers are shrinking everywhere.

It seems to me that there is no other explanation for this except that the planet is getting warmer.

If you do not think that the ice is disappearing, read no further.

If you do agree that the ice is disappearing, but think that the planet is either getting colder or staying at the same temperature, read no further.

If you are still reading, does this concern you? If not, do not read further.

If you are still reading, do you think man can do anything to ease your concerns? If not, stop here.

If you are still reading, help solve the problem and don’t argue the past – that is pointless.

Yay! A Santa story just before Christmas. I was beginning to think there wouldn’t be one. Thank you Wiley!

Two great fables that go together— Santa Claus and manmade global warming!

I always have to wonder how much global warming may have happened during World War Two. When I watch the amount of destruction on the history channel, the environmental damage must have been catastrophic.

Thankfully, this kind of stuff only happens in Algore’s mind!