And she saved just the right rocking chair…But, and now, this is just between you and me, right? I hear she sometimes wears a little red hoodie and poaches wolves…You din’ hearit fro’ me….
This reminds me of Greaseman’s Blasterpiece Theater bit on Goldielocks and the Three Bears. Just replace the rifle with an AK-47, 7.62, 30 round banana magazine, flash suppressor, laser sight, 30 round banana magazine, folding paratrooper stock.
These are all prequels. We’ve already seen Goldilocks 3 – it was called “When Bears Attack” and played on Fox. Anyway, is that Momma Bear’s chair? Seems a bit bigger than “just right.”
I’d like to see a remake of Bambi v Godzilla wherein Bambi kicks the $#!^ out of Godzilla. For some reason, it’s hard to remember that Bambi was a boy.
SnowWhite and the 7.35 mm Mauser? “Glockerella”? “Sleeping Uzi”?@sturmmi14-But seriously: we dumb-ass city folk ’invented’predators, prey, and ALL the biological classifications…and studied and recorded their behaviors. It’s called “science”, and it didn’t originate in the country. Them ol’ boys at your EPA, agricultural extension, etc., are trained by city folks.
Now, now. The PC-approved term is “love children”. And where all are armed, none are armed. This is why you never have massacres at sportsmen’s clubs- instead, you have them in schools and such. If you find this confusing, I am sure the donut shop scene from “Robocop” is on YouTube somewhere.
doc white almost 13 years ago
Works for me. When will the film be released?
Can't Sleep almost 13 years ago
A Goldie Oldie!
pouncingtiger almost 13 years ago
This movie looks a bit Grimm.
Orion-13 almost 13 years ago
Goldilocks: Detroit
Orion(Go Lions! And Tigers! The Bears got what was coming to them. Go Goldilocks!)
rayannina almost 13 years ago
If it’s in IMAX 3D, I’m there!
TheNihilist almost 13 years ago
Presented by the NRA and the 2nd amendment foundation – or – was that the right to arm bears…
bluskies almost 13 years ago
Danae and Kate’s older cousin? Is that where they learned it?
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
That just made me laugh. I’m not usre I want to see Goldilocks lll, though.
bagbalm almost 13 years ago
Somebodyshort – Try Bambi – Antlers of Death!
Varnes almost 13 years ago
And she saved just the right rocking chair…But, and now, this is just between you and me, right? I hear she sometimes wears a little red hoodie and poaches wolves…You din’ hearit fro’ me….
cdward almost 13 years ago
Ironically, I hear more whining about PETA than I actually hear from PETA.
chris_weaver almost 13 years ago
“This film…is ‘just right’.” – Roger Ebert
PICTO almost 13 years ago
Yo Goldie. When you’re bare hunting, doesn’t the underbrush tickle your winkle?
GalleyOar almost 13 years ago
Goldilocks vs RamboGoldilocks vs GonzillaGoldilocks vs Terminator
tripwire45 almost 13 years ago
Now THAT’s funny! :-D
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 13 years ago
Since when did this strip join Lio and Buni in doing dark humor?
Sandfan almost 13 years ago
It seems that Rod was right. Blondes do have more fun.
Sky_Shachaq almost 13 years ago
Goldilocks-Locked and loaded.
Commentator almost 13 years ago
This reminds me of Greaseman’s Blasterpiece Theater bit on Goldielocks and the Three Bears. Just replace the rifle with an AK-47, 7.62, 30 round banana magazine, flash suppressor, laser sight, 30 round banana magazine, folding paratrooper stock.
KEA almost 13 years ago
Oh PLEASE don’t give them any ideas!
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member almost 13 years ago
For the real story behind this seehttp://howlandbolton.com/essays/read_more.php?sid=80
Vonne Anton almost 13 years ago
These are all prequels. We’ve already seen Goldilocks 3 – it was called “When Bears Attack” and played on Fox. Anyway, is that Momma Bear’s chair? Seems a bit bigger than “just right.”
hcr1985 almost 13 years ago
This is N. S. ’s answer to The Lorax!!!!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 13 years ago
you left out the love (lust) interest.
rmacprivate almost 13 years ago
Try Rudolph in All the Reindeer USED to call me names.
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
That’s terrible! It must’ve cost her a fortune in taxidermy and tanning fees.
bbear almost 13 years ago
Oh my gawd (said as I got back up from the floor).
elbeck almost 13 years ago
I’d like to see a remake of Bambi v Godzilla wherein Bambi kicks the $#!^ out of Godzilla. For some reason, it’s hard to remember that Bambi was a boy.
celeconecca almost 13 years ago
My laugh for the day. Thanks!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 13 years ago
@INGSOCplease be careful. i don’t want to see the hammer fall on any more of my favorite commentors
rcerinys701 almost 13 years ago
Is this the episode after Goldilocks got out of jail on the Breaking and Entering charge?
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 13 years ago
Wiley Miller is also known for writing children books. Now I tell you, how that’s going to look, a disturbing picture of a classic children tale?
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 13 years ago
Remember what happen to Dysfunctional Family Circus?King Features Syndicate didn’t find it so hilarious and told them to stop or be sued!
The Life I Draw Upon almost 13 years ago
.All quiet on set..Shoot.
LumFan almost 13 years ago
Sponsored by Colt, H&K, and Beretta. Just think of the product tie-in possibilities.
Ermine Notyours almost 13 years ago
At least the family (of bears) is still together.
Call me Ishmael almost 13 years ago
SnowWhite and the 7.35 mm Mauser? “Glockerella”? “Sleeping Uzi”?@sturmmi14-But seriously: we dumb-ass city folk ’invented’predators, prey, and ALL the biological classifications…and studied and recorded their behaviors. It’s called “science”, and it didn’t originate in the country. Them ol’ boys at your EPA, agricultural extension, etc., are trained by city folks.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Peter Bergman died. Clowns are crying today….
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 13 years ago
She looks so happy, doesn’t she? :-D
Pygar almost 13 years ago
Now, now. The PC-approved term is “love children”. And where all are armed, none are armed. This is why you never have massacres at sportsmen’s clubs- instead, you have them in schools and such. If you find this confusing, I am sure the donut shop scene from “Robocop” is on YouTube somewhere.
cb795 almost 13 years ago
and this time, she is loaded for bear!
Patlet almost 13 years ago
Goldilocks iii – The Revenge of the Bears
coffeemugman almost 13 years ago
No, Sara Palin with a blonde wig…