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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 15, 2012
Transcript:
Postmaster: Sorry, Mel. Nothin' today. Melissa: Sigh... guess I better take the initiative... Hi, Justin. It's me. Voice: Mel! What's going on? Melissa: Just checking in. Hadn't heard from anyone in a while... Voice: Oh, hey, my bad, sis - I've just been jammed... the kids all got the flu, and I had to stay home from work... plus both Chris and Allie are playing hockey, so we've been spending every weekend on the road. Melissa: Sounds crazy. Voice: yeah, it has been. So where you calling from? Melissa: Afghanistan. Voice: Oh, right, right... wait, we're still there?
BE THIS GUY almost 13 years ago
Afghanistan? I thought we won there in 2002.
Buzza Wuzza almost 13 years ago
bring âem all home
cdhaley almost 13 years ago
RSR is onto something, but he grabs the wrong end of the stick. If Mel and the other 150,000 men and women in uniform were brought back home, they wouldnât find jobs. The Army is our biggest employer; eliminate these government jobsâ-for thatâs what they areâ-and the entire private sector would collapse, especially under a President Romney.
rne almost 13 years ago
Not worth the bones of a single American/British/Canadian/Polish/French/âŠetc âGrenadierâ
Gator007 almost 13 years ago
It looks like we are going back there,too.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Obama appears to be the Simpsons of politics.
âObama did it.â
brick10 almost 13 years ago
It is time to institute a âWar Tax.â This tax would go toward paying down the debt created by ten years of war.
WaitingMan almost 13 years ago
Especially if you cut taxes every time you start a new one.
Oceanic almost 13 years ago
My husband used to lecture us on the evils of the ever-expanding economy we depended upon, saying it would never be able to keep going, and what would happen afterward: weâll be wandering in the desert for a few more years, and frankly Iâd rather stay on the horse that we are on in the middle of this stream than switch right now. He isnât perfect, but I do believe that Obama has the best interests of the country at heart and is trying to overcome some strange times in politics to get us there. I will like to see what he can do in the next term, when he has the âpolitical mandate of the peopleâ as Geo WB was fond of saying. Make sure to vote people, because change for changeâs sake is not what we need right now; what we need is accountability.
babka Premium Member almost 13 years ago
please God, send a little love Melâs wayâŠ..
joe19 almost 13 years ago
If all the comments are anti-war, why do we still have war? Or, why the U.S. wars? Who are we going to vote for, those who promote war (Repub) or those who continue the wars (Demo)?
Peabody-Martini almost 13 years ago
People like you are never satisfied. This Presidentâs life has been more thoroughly examined than any person in history and still claims are made about him not having been vetted. Why donât you be honest about your intentions. Now what is different about this President from his predecessors that makes you so uncomfortable?
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
Amen, Babka. Second that emotion.
route66paul almost 13 years ago
Yeah, the best interests of the country â that is why he was telling Putin to come back after the 2012 elections since he would be freer to do what he liked.
Folks, if you think he was bad the last 4 years, you ainât seen nothing yet!
Goyeshiva almost 13 years ago
Where in the world do you get your information. Such allegations are ludicrous!
DCWriter71 almost 13 years ago
Somethingâs wrong here. After all the deployments Mel had to Iraq, sheâs due at least a year stateside for rest and retraining before having to go back into a war zone.
King_Shark almost 13 years ago
Frankly, as someone with no love for the Empire, and even though I am an Asian and my sympathies are entirely with the people of Afghanistan, I hope the Empire doesnât âbug outâ of that country. The longer it stays there, the faster it bankrupts itself, and the better in the long term for the world. A world without the Empire wouldnât be perfect, but it would be a better world than it is now.
TexTech almost 13 years ago
I guess I need to see the Constitution you are working from. The one I know has no requirement that both parents of a presidential candidate be American citizens. Actually, it makes not mention of parentage at all. It only says the candidate must be native born, meaning born within the borders of the United States. President Obama meets that requirement. Please stop embarassing yourself with such ignorant statements. Plus you are letting a whole lot of your bias show.
Mr Movie Trivia almost 13 years ago
Mel, APO to APO is FREE. Iâm stuck here too Iâll send you a letter.
montessoriteacher almost 13 years ago
Too bad we canât bring back Pres. Clinton. At least we had a thriving economy even if everything wasnât perfect. I know there are a lot of Clinton haters, but no one died when Clinton lied. I like Pres. Obama a lot too but I am not sure they are mostly racist, though many certainly are racist. Clinton was white but had his share of haters.
smalltownbrown almost 13 years ago
Catâs in the cradle and a silver spoon, little boy blue and the man in the moonâŠâŠ..weââll get together soon. Poor Mel, harassed and neglected.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 13 years ago
The problem is, war is good for the economy. You have to ask âwhat is the economy good for?â (besides the 1%)
Jaymi Cee Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Well, I feel terrible. Is there a way to send a letter or a card to a soldier abroad who needs cheering?
FriscoLou almost 13 years ago
âeven though Iâm an asian âŠâ
So much for the North Korean perspective, Going from Il to Ung, theyâre a little cranky after the rocket. Expert commentators warned that they may retaliate for losing face, I just didnât know they were so weak that they would strike through GoComics.
PappyFiddle almost 13 years ago
No, nothingâs wrong here. Itâs just the standard load of loonies at the Doonies. We have everything here from âFDR was the last president to ever unite this countryâ (after 9/11 the whole country united against the agressors; same thing as in WW2 with FDR) to âthe entire private sector would collapse ⊠under a President Romneyâ (Romney has made a career of saving corporations from ruin) to âthe âGovernmentâ that knows âEVERYTHING about ALL OF OUR PERSONAL LIVESâ, is the same âGovernmentâ that canât uncover the âtruthâ about Obama being born in Honolulu?? Folks, you CANâT have it both ways!â (A repressive dictatorship DOES gather info on the citizens, does NOT issue info on the leadership; itâs not a contradiction, itâs way repressive governments always work.)
Greg Johnston almost 13 years ago
You need to start taking your meds again, before you do something truly foolish in real life, beyond just writing your loony ramblings on comics pages. Obama has been subjected to far greater scrutiny than any before him â and still we have crackpots who say heâs somehow managed to pull the wool over everyoneâs eyes. It comes down to your having chosen to live life in your own little world, and only listen to people who share the same warped views and tinfoil hat conspiracy theories.
basshwy almost 13 years ago
Melâs brother is a caring (not) sharing (not) self obsessed troglodyte, if you ask me. She could do with a bit of home support.
basshwy almost 13 years ago
Does anybody here remember Jimmy Carter?
basshwy almost 13 years ago
you think? It has nothing to do with the Global Financial Crisis that was motivated by greed or the poor prior managament that made the sector too fat to be able to efficiently manage?
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 13 years ago
This one makes me sad. I donât care about the politics, just the reality that those at home forget so soon how lonely it must be for the peace keepers.
beyondnow777 almost 13 years ago
âWe do know his Dad was never a US Citizen. So that alone disqualifies him from being President.â No it doesnât. Only one parent must be a citizen.
GESWho almost 13 years ago
MizzunâAccomp-lished!
chris_weaver almost 13 years ago
Oh yes, that war where Grandpa served!
Indyboy almost 13 years ago
well saidâŠ..
FrostbiteFalls over 2 years ago
Sounds almost like âCatâs in the CradleâŠâ