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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 08, 2012
Transcript:
Goat: What's the matter with you, Pig? Pig: It's my neighbor, Juan. He's so rude to people, but I don't think he realizes it. Goat: Well, it can be painful for some people to see themselves as they truly are. Pig: So it aches Juan to know Juan? Goat: Surely, you can do better.
lightningsnowstorm almost 13 years ago
Goat, have you been spending too much time with Rat?
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Artists are never appreciated by their creations, although it did really stink, Goat.
johnnyescott Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Of course I can, and donāt call me Shirley.
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
At least Goat isnāt insulting or assaulting Stephan; heās just being constructively critical. Ironically, Goat is less of a butt-head than Rat.
Peabody-Martini almost 13 years ago
If even Goat is is complaining you can do better.
hawgowar almost 13 years ago
Rat would be beating Pastis over the head with a shovel right about now.
killacowinWA almost 13 years ago
I think ones like this are how Pastis gets by on lazy days.
DamnHappyChappy almost 13 years ago
I liked it. I love puns.
legaleagle48 almost 13 years ago
Since when does Stephan do puns on a Tuesday?
tangcameo almost 13 years ago
Apparently, Stephanās never seen that Family Guy episode with the BC comic strip ājokeā.
FENRISULFR almost 13 years ago
The Pun:1 Form of humor dating back to, and invented by Neanderthal Man.2 Form of humor utterly loathed and detested by Cro-Magnon man.[See related article: Causes of Extinction of Neanderthal Man.]
rf_eq almost 13 years ago
this shows that pastis can work juanders
zero almost 13 years ago
Pastis has gone to this inkwell, Juan too many times. . ..
rf_eq almost 13 years ago
there are plenty of juan liners to go around
Yontrop almost 13 years ago
āā¦I didnāt know there was a regular day for Stephanās pun strips.ā.Usually it takes more than two panels to work up to a āgoodā pun. Therefore Sunday is pun day, most of the time.
Hillbillyman almost 13 years ago
Shirley todays strip was done in jest. It was just punney. lol
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
rf_eqā¦. and plenty of puns for every Juan.Donāt fret, if you are a Juanny-come-latelyā¦It aches but a moment to find a new Juan.(Hey, I didnāt say a good Juan.)
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
JosƩ you gotta use Juan of those, anyhow?
knight1192a almost 13 years ago
Ok, Goat needs to go Rat on Pastis for that awful, awful pun.
doublepaw almost 13 years ago
With Oly Otter living up the street, it has to be Juan or the Otter.
JGordonFan24 almost 13 years ago
Boooooooooooooo!!!
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 13 years ago
As Lawrence Welk wood say "Juanerful, juanerful . . "ā-ā»
celeconecca almost 13 years ago
juan day we will not groan!
jmartin1955 almost 13 years ago
Goat is right
Plods with ...ā¢ almost 13 years ago
Yeah, Shirleyā¦. do better
the burser almost 13 years ago
yes he can do better. doeās he want to? no.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 13 years ago
You all are making my case for Pun Control.
Remember ā itās only a bad pun if you didnāt think of it first.
PICTO almost 13 years ago
Juan more like this Stephan and even Rat will nominate you for a Reuben.
rawcats almost 13 years ago
Stop calling me Shirley.
finale almost 13 years ago
Juan away from being a three Juan home run.
What Shenanigans almost 13 years ago
Juan is the loneliest hombre that youāll ever do.
fredshoup almost 13 years ago
i so enjoy the punch of the combination of words for the hidden message fred shoup
justalurkr almost 13 years ago
Pastis got his own Goat.
blackman2732 almost 13 years ago
groan
Hoodude almost 13 years ago
..anything you can do Iām due Juan II..
dashonthedash almost 13 years ago
I definitely wouldnāt put this one on my cubicle,
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Please stop this. Iām not kidding.
Chepi89 almost 13 years ago
You got a day job, Stephan? If you do keep it! If you donāt look for one! Peee-yew!
bmonk almost 13 years ago
I heard that Juan recently got engaged to one Eve Ning. I guess that Juan enchanted Eve Ning. . . .
hariseldon59 almost 13 years ago
Iām waiting for the day that we see Pig complaining about the puns. Then weāll know that Steph has hit rock bottom.
palandil almost 13 years ago
Stephanās pun clearly got on his goat ā¦
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Come on guys, you donāt Juant Stephen to feel bad, do you?? Pretend itās a Juanderful gagā¦..assuming it gags you, that isā¦.
amaryllis2 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Laughed out loud. Thank you, Pastis!
Reppr Premium Member almost 13 years ago
ARRRGGGGHHHH!
Blossoming almost 13 years ago
Anyone else really frustrated w/ the new format?ā¦ I want to cry!!!!!!!!!!
Arianne almost 13 years ago
Hey Goat, you can do anything, but lay off of Stephanās blue suede shoesāCause itās a-Juan for the moneyā¦
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
I think that pencil is just over his ear for good looks. It shore aināt fer gud rightinā!
nels0cjn almost 13 years ago
i liked it, dont disect funny
Fan oā Lio. almost 13 years ago
Have you heard this Juan?:Jose can you see, by the dawnās Shirley light ā¦
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Saw that Juan coming the instant the name appeared. Pastis is a funny man. Funny, funny, funky.
Snoopy_Fan almost 13 years ago
āPastis?āāNo. I donāt think Iāll ever be past thisā¦ā
FENRISULFR almost 13 years ago
Read that joke in an old issue of Boyās Life. Tracked down the editor. Nailed him to his own door.Did ten years in Juvie. Worth every minute.I regret nothing.
el8 almost 13 years ago
JUAN-A-BET?
Shubes almost 13 years ago
Bwaaahahahaha!!! Yet another reason why āPearlsā is my favorite! Pastis has such a warped sense of humor that is so lacking in comic strips today; the occasional pun just makes it even better!
JoanHelen almost 13 years ago
It really is the comments that take this strip to the pinnacle of success! I make sure I read this strip late in my South African day so that I can read all the comments from around the world. Today, guys you have excelled yourselves!
imbaldeagle almost 13 years ago
Maybe Pig should have Juan teach Stephan Taekwondo.
foxsurrickgocomic about 12 years ago
I donāt get itā¦ā¦ā¦.help please???
One Navy Seal about 4 years ago
Ah, yes, Juan. The horse on a balcony.
FrostbiteFalls 13 days ago
Where I live, thereās a roof repair business called āJuan Timeā.