Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 07, 2012
May 06, 2012
May 08, 2012
Transcript:
Phoebe: Stupid unicorn... embarrassing me in front of EVERYBODY. I'm a unicorn! I'm a big fancy stupidhead! I'm gonna ruin Phoebe's life for no reason 'cause I suck! They should call then STUPIDCORNS. Or... POO-nicorns! Hee hee! Poo.
Well, it’s kinda-sorta a female “Calvin & Hobbes”, but that’s about as useful as pointing out that “Hamlet” is kinda-sorta a male “Elektra”, or that “The Wonderful Wizard of Oz” is kinda-sorta an American “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland”, or that “Babylon 5” is kinda-sorta a post-Vietnam “Lensmen”. That “Heavenly Nostrils” appears (so far) to have a partial resemblance to “Calvin & Hobbes” may be use to someone compiling a thematic index to the next “Encyclopedia of Newspaper Comics”, but it really doesn’t mean much. Besides, it’s not as though “Calvin & Hobbes”, itself, doesn’t owe a debt to “Barnaby”, and, in fact, to a whole line of comics going back to before World War I.
I want to go back in time and tell my 11-year-old self that some day, her readers will be heatedly debating whether or not her strip is “a female Calvin and Hobbes.”Except she might die of happiness, and then where would I be? Nowhere, that’s where.
On the subject of B5 and Heavenly Nostrils… there was an episode of B5 in which Marcus the Ranger confessed his virginity to Susan Ivanova. A bit later, he’s looking at the scanner and says, “I see something…” To which she replies, “A unicorn?”
This strip has been out for only two weeks & I love it! I read many strips on this website and I read all different types, especially strips that talk about the innocent age of children.
I hope this strip will be around for a long time because its fun!Anyway, if Marigold ticks off Phoebe anymore, maybe Phoebe can sell this Unicorn to a meat packer.
“Eric the Circle” doesn’t tickle me, perhaps because I grew up on Roger Price’s “Droodles”.
“Babylon 5” has a very close family resemblance to the “Lensmen” series (which Joe Straczynski has expressly cited as an inspiration for B5) in the common thread of, “Humans and many alien races get caught up in a billion-year-old war between good godlike aliens and evil godlike aliens.” Except, of course, that “Babylon 5” subverts it.
But that’s neither here nor there. My entire point is that, while some measure of that sort of analysis can be of academic use, it says virtually nothing about the actual success or failure of a work. Every creator gets the same little monthly packet from Poughkeepsie; Art is in the execution. The questions to ask are, “Does HN take us out of ourselves?” “Does it do something for us besides feed our self-centered phantasies?” “Is it [seeing that it supposed to be] funny?” “Is it wise?” “And [since it comes in installments] does it grow?” (One might also add, for Dana’s own sake, “Does it cause its creator to grow?”)
Thus far, it seems to me that “Heavenly Nostrils” is doing very well in all those categories, as far as can be judged from such a minuscule (considering the genre) sample.
If it weren’t for all these people who feel compelled to point out that the strip seems like — wait for it — “a female Calvin & Hobbes,” I’m not sure it would have even occurred to me that it might be… “a female Calvin & Hobbes.” Whether it is or not is beside the point, in my view. What matters most is that I can enjoy it on its own terms — and that’s enough.
Coyoty Premium Member over 12 years ago
Yeah, this is a thing.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 12 years ago
I just started reading this strip effective today replacing Back In The Day because there’s now cavemen in the strip instead of the talking dinosaurs.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 12 years ago
This seems to be sort a female version of Calvin & Hobbes.
Simon_Jester over 12 years ago
I think Marigold got some ‘splainin’ to do
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
I’m sorry she didn’t show up Phoebe.
LiviaBay over 12 years ago
Imaginary critters are never around when you need em!
Masterius over 12 years ago
I love today’s! Just like a little kid: Phoebe’s mood mercurially shifts from humiliated, to angry, to pouty and then to giggly!
John W Kennedy Premium Member over 12 years ago
Well, it’s kinda-sorta a female “Calvin & Hobbes”, but that’s about as useful as pointing out that “Hamlet” is kinda-sorta a male “Elektra”, or that “The Wonderful Wizard of Oz” is kinda-sorta an American “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland”, or that “Babylon 5” is kinda-sorta a post-Vietnam “Lensmen”. That “Heavenly Nostrils” appears (so far) to have a partial resemblance to “Calvin & Hobbes” may be use to someone compiling a thematic index to the next “Encyclopedia of Newspaper Comics”, but it really doesn’t mean much. Besides, it’s not as though “Calvin & Hobbes”, itself, doesn’t owe a debt to “Barnaby”, and, in fact, to a whole line of comics going back to before World War I.
Toonicorn over 12 years ago
Maybe the unicorn was just fashionably late…
danasimpson creator over 12 years ago
I want to go back in time and tell my 11-year-old self that some day, her readers will be heatedly debating whether or not her strip is “a female Calvin and Hobbes.”Except she might die of happiness, and then where would I be? Nowhere, that’s where.
puddleglum1066 over 12 years ago
On the subject of B5 and Heavenly Nostrils… there was an episode of B5 in which Marcus the Ranger confessed his virginity to Susan Ivanova. A bit later, he’s looking at the scanner and says, “I see something…” To which she replies, “A unicorn?”
puddleglum1066 over 12 years ago
…of course, the legend about who can see unicorns implies something rather nasty about the rest of Phoebe’s class…
Birdnose over 12 years ago
You can be a guy and still like stuff that girls like, you know.
StrangerCoug over 12 years ago
I like “poonicorn” better than “stupidcorn”. “Stupidcorn” sounds like she’s insulting a food item.
GasHouseGorilla over 12 years ago
This strip has been out for only two weeks & I love it! I read many strips on this website and I read all different types, especially strips that talk about the innocent age of children.
I hope this strip will be around for a long time because its fun!Anyway, if Marigold ticks off Phoebe anymore, maybe Phoebe can sell this Unicorn to a meat packer.
wvhappypappy over 12 years ago
Danae and Lucy, sorta…
John W Kennedy Premium Member over 12 years ago
“Eric the Circle” doesn’t tickle me, perhaps because I grew up on Roger Price’s “Droodles”.
“Babylon 5” has a very close family resemblance to the “Lensmen” series (which Joe Straczynski has expressly cited as an inspiration for B5) in the common thread of, “Humans and many alien races get caught up in a billion-year-old war between good godlike aliens and evil godlike aliens.” Except, of course, that “Babylon 5” subverts it.
But that’s neither here nor there. My entire point is that, while some measure of that sort of analysis can be of academic use, it says virtually nothing about the actual success or failure of a work. Every creator gets the same little monthly packet from Poughkeepsie; Art is in the execution. The questions to ask are, “Does HN take us out of ourselves?” “Does it do something for us besides feed our self-centered phantasies?” “Is it [seeing that it supposed to be] funny?” “Is it wise?” “And [since it comes in installments] does it grow?” (One might also add, for Dana’s own sake, “Does it cause its creator to grow?”)
Thus far, it seems to me that “Heavenly Nostrils” is doing very well in all those categories, as far as can be judged from such a minuscule (considering the genre) sample.
PanicMoon over 12 years ago
Great strip Dana! Thanks!
Masterius over 12 years ago
Don’t suppose there’s a way of purchasing a ‘portrait’ of Phoebe and Marigold?
Weapon Brown over 12 years ago
Butt! Poo! Booger![Giggle]
The Rolling Cat over 11 years ago
If it weren’t for all these people who feel compelled to point out that the strip seems like — wait for it — “a female Calvin & Hobbes,” I’m not sure it would have even occurred to me that it might be… “a female Calvin & Hobbes.” Whether it is or not is beside the point, in my view. What matters most is that I can enjoy it on its own terms — and that’s enough.
jetsers over 6 years ago
poo-nicorn! I love it!
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
Yes, Phoebe, “poo”. Peepee-poopoo-caca-doodoo.