Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 03, 2012

I head of doggone, but cat-gone?

I laughed out loud too. You need to love the sun glasses on the Norseman. Alas, poor kitty-cats.

Fetchez la Vache!

In the fourth panel, it looks like the guy on the wall on the right is doing a cat scan.(Sorry. I’ll go back to Calvin and Hobbes now…….)

Here we see demonstrated the cruel tale o’ nine cats.

But do they land on their feet?

best roll out the Trojan Hiss

This seems to run in FlyKittyFly’s family.

My thought exactly! A whole lotta pe’ed-off pussycats could do a lot more damage and injury thanthe rocks that the manual says they should beusing!

Live ammo.

Good thing they’re not using a scatapult

Los aires gato hermanos.

Someone better let them know at Pooch Cafe . . . . ☻

A real cat-astrophy!

this was Poncho’s dream on Pooch Cafe to catapult all the cats to the moon

Gin and tonic? Sorry, out of Gin…catatonic, anyone?

..cat got your tongue?..

This needs to get sent to Poncho @ Pooch Cafe

Wiley, you’re better than this. Not funny.

Try using a bulldozer.

A catastrophic cataract of catapulted cats on the defenders’ cataphracts will catalyze their cataclysmic defeat. (Please don’t catalog my catachreses.)

I’m going to Calvin & Hobbes too

There’s a dirty joke to be had here…who’s got the guts to say it?

And thereby hangs the tail…

Category.

Perhaps there is a chance of cat scratch fever.

The only way i like cats.

Hmmm… rename that old book to “102 uses for a dead cat”…

What is the website where the catapault is for sale?

or dead horses killed in battle and well “fermented”.

I thought Flinging Felines was some sort of punk rock band.

Couldn’t stop chuckling. It seems to me somebody in my neighborhood must have a catapult. I hear the same sounds often in the middle of the night. Heh, heh, heh.

I laughed, but Wiley, boy are you going to get calls from folks like PETA. Maybe Pam Anderson herself! OOH, Very clever Wiley!!

Luckily they always land on their feet and have nine lives.

Great one Wiley. So funny.

Kids, don’t try this at home.

Its a fricken flying cat fight! poor kitties. Poor whoever is near any landing cats. That’s going to be a whole lot worse that being handed a bagged kitty in a bad mood.

Can you imagine what they’d do if they found out that the device they were using was actually called a Mangonel? Of course if you want real throwing power what you need is a Trebuchet.

To; Richard S. Russell, thank you so much for that yummy visual, now we can all go and refuse to eat our Sunday dinner of roast beast.

Cow parts wasn’t the only thing – dead bodies, and even sick slaves were used.

No animals were harmed in this demonstration…

This idea was originally promulgated in Pooch Cafe.

When all else fails …

If I had created that strip I would still be laughing , a Classic of humor and skill .

I’m still laughing out loud, 4 days later! Reminds me of days as a tech writer (and cat “owner”).

Bahahahahahahahahaha! Love it!