Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for June 03, 2012
Transcript:
Arlo: There are vultures everywhere, I tell you! Vultures! Arlo: I like to think you killed a man! It's the romantic in me! Arlo: I'm only a poor, corrupt public official! Make it 10,000! Arlo: Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine! Arlo: What? I've got the sound turned off!
Orion-13 over 12 years ago
Two excellent flicks, although on opposite sides of the spectrum there Simpsonfan2…:D
And for those of you wondering if you should comment….You’d do it for Randolph Scott!
Orion
Pharmakeus Ubik over 12 years ago
♪ Randolph Scott ♫
Cofyjunky over 12 years ago
“You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.”
hawgowar over 12 years ago
“Terminated.”
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
“You despise me. don’t you”“If I gave you any thought I probably would”
LaFee over 12 years ago
I used this with my advanced ESL classes just last week — they were a little amazed that I could clarify about 3/4 of the dialogue without looking at my script.
Still one of the greatest movies ever made…and some day I will find a hat like that.
Arianne over 12 years ago
Play it, Arlo. Play “As time goes by.” Everybody in Casablanca has problems. Yours may work out.
LHPuttgrass over 12 years ago
Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the war room!
doublepaw over 12 years ago
“I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.”
Frogman_tg over 12 years ago
You just put your lips together – and blow. … T.H.A.H.N.
frumdebang over 12 years ago
“No, Luke. I am your father.”
Varnes over 12 years ago
“I’m Brian!” “I’m Brian too, and so’s my wife….”
Jaymi Cee Premium Member over 12 years ago
Are all of Arlo’s quotes from Casablanca? I don’t recognize the first two. Although I’m hardly an expert. I think I’ve only seen it twice.
paultunes over 12 years ago
what we have here is a failure to communicate.remind me to murder you later! – i’ill make a note of it.badges! we don’t need no stinking badges!you are a fantastic lover! how did you become so skilled?-i practice a lot when i am alone. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
cork over 12 years ago
Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
MeGoNow Premium Member over 12 years ago
The White House wants to know if everything ok with the alien space craft from Planet 10 or should we just go ahead and destroy Russia?
Tell him yes on one and no on two.
Which one was yes, go ahead and destroy Russia… or number 2?
ScullyUFO over 12 years ago
A problem in the cockpit?!! What is it?!!!
Bob, near Mark over 12 years ago
Inconceivable!
khombaker over 12 years ago
what we got here,is a failure to communicate!
Donaldo Premium Member over 12 years ago
I came back for you, Sarah. I love you and i always will
finale over 12 years ago
1. “Don’t you see that it’s the last act of a desperate man?”2. “We give you this Laurel and a hearty handshake.”.
Kirby_Dots over 12 years ago
“It’s obvious the problems of two blobs and a droid don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy cosmos,” . . .“We’ll always have Parrots.”
(Obscure?)
jbmlaw01 over 12 years ago
“What watch?” “Ten watch.” “Such much!”
toonmaster over 12 years ago
I can’t believe I’m number 30 and no one has said . . . wait for it . . . “Don’t call me Shirley!”
boba44 over 12 years ago
Like Arlo, I could probably turn the sound off and quote the entire movie line by line. A true classic.
Alan Jones over 12 years ago
“Son, you got a panty on your head!”
iced tea over 12 years ago
“Here’s looking at you, kid!”
;)
paultunes over 12 years ago
i couldn’t do that to the little nimrod! what a maroon! what a tah rah da goom de yay! Be berry berry quite, i’m hunting wabbits aha ha ha.
fritzoid Premium Member over 12 years ago
“I came to Casablanca for the waters.”“What waters? Casablanca is in the desert.”“I was misinformed.”
“You shouldn’t throw women away like that. Someday they may be scarce.”
Best movie ever. You wouldn’t call it a comedy, but so much of it is so funny.
Miramichier over 12 years ago
When it comes to movie quotes, Donald Sutherland had many of my favourites. “Very pretty, colonel, but can they fight?”“The last man I killed, I killed for $5,000. For $85,000 I’d kill you . . . . 17 times.”“When they’re all out after the poor bloody fox, ’tis as well to be dressed as a hound.”“I just drive ‘em man. I don’t know what makes ’em go.”
KEStuck over 12 years ago
“That’s not fair!”
“You say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is.”
Canoe-full over 12 years ago
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Well, are you going to pull those pistols, or are you going to whistle Dixie?
Gokie5 over 12 years ago
“Yes, Sir, the worst accident I ever seen.”
kaigun over 12 years ago
Never had a TV in the bedroom, never will.
Arianne over 12 years ago
@ jbmlaw Re: “What watch?” “Ten watch.” “Such much!” It makes me so happy that you posted that! I’ve always loved that little exchange. And it was even funnier because, for once, it wasn’t “Cuddles” Sakall who was turning a phrase on its ear.
Arianne over 12 years ago
I just remembered this… “Casablanca” will be playing at the Redford Theater in Detroit on June 29 @ 8pm. And they’ll play it again, Sam, on June 30 @ 2pm and 8pm. Humphrey and Ingrid, we’ll be looking at you, kids!
mhlon Premium Member over 12 years ago
Yeah, the sad thing is, I know exactly which scenes they are, and who is saying them to who. No, the really sad thing is, my wife will say as she rolls over, ‘You can keep watching the TV/read your book/work on your laptop, and then 5 minutes later says, ’So, are you done yet?’
Yakety Sax over 12 years ago
“Go ahead, make my day.”“You talkin’ to me?”“Rosebud.”“Bond. James Bond.”“Round up the usual suspects.”“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”“I’ll be back.”“If you build it, he will come.”“Houston, we have a problem.”“Say “hello” to my little friend."“Here’s Johnny!”“Soylent green is people!”“Open the pod bay doors, HAL.”“My Precious.”“Who’s on first.”
K M over 12 years ago
See, this is why you shouldn’t have a TV in the bedroom.
jimyoungreporter over 12 years ago
Closing me down? On What Grounds?I’m shocked, shocked to find out gambling is going on!Your winnings sir.Thank you, Thank you very much!
Tyge almost 4 years ago
GO TO SLEEP!
Charles Spencer Premium Member about 1 month ago
“Are my eyes really brown?” “I’m going to miss you, Ricky. You’re the only man in Casablanca more cynical than I am.” “This looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”“You wore blue; the Germans wore gray.”