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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 13, 2012
Transcript:
Dad: "JULLIARD?! WE CAN'T AFFORD JULLIARD!!" We're only fantasizing, honey" Luann: "Yeah, dad. Didn't you ever dream of living an exciting New York life?" Dad: "No. I dreamed of living a sensible local junior college life" Mom: "Oh, you did not. You wanted to be Jimi Hendrix" Luann: "Who?" Dad: "Ok, this conversation is depressing me on several levels"
Namrepus over 12 years ago
Every teenage boy dreams of being a rock star.
ComicLaff over 12 years ago
I dreamed of being a firefighter. Nevah made it :(
margueritem over 12 years ago
āPurple Hazeā I remember when Northwestern wanted to change the name of their team to the Purple Haze.
The Nihilist over 12 years ago
Typical parent to child ātalkā ā only surprised we didnāt see the join the military and āsee the worldā and āits not just a job, its an adventureā spiel
firedome over 12 years ago
thatās okay, frankā¦i always wanted to be michael nesmithā¦
ZacBSM over 12 years ago
Teenage guys all dream of being a rock star so theyād have all the girls at their disposal.
ZacBSM over 12 years ago
@mojitobaby
āeveryoneās a winner, there are no losersā attitude is at least partially responsible for a lack of competitive attitude ā and ambitionThat much I agree. The school systems go too far with this mantra and have educated generations of kids who come to think they are entitled and expect to be āserviced.ā Expect others to work for them. After all the schools have done this for them. Theyāve never taught they have to work for things they want ā they are just given. That is sad, really. Not just the schools ā parents go that route as well because it is just easier than to fight them, try to instill values, morals, ambitions, etc, as well as being too busy trying to make a living for their children to be parents. They find it easier to be their friends, their cheerleaders, their advocates, because parenting is harder. It is easier to just hope for the best and leave them leave the nest thinking they will succeed in life.Letās see how Nancy and Frank handle Luann on this.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Luann will not be going to Juilliard.She will not be rushing to buy Jimi Hendrix tunes. She will be conducting more āresearchā into the subject of colleges.The Aussie is coming!
manabouttown over 12 years ago
āScuseā me, while I kiss the sky!ā
artybee over 12 years ago
Community College classes are what you take in the summer to make up points you lost when you bombed the same courses at university the rest of the year. Thank heaven the points transferred.
jacqilove over 12 years ago
btw, didnāt jimi spell his name with 2 xxās?
vwdualnomand over 12 years ago
exciting nyc life? are we talking manhattan or the other boroughs or āshudderā new jersey?
Rakkav over 12 years ago
No, it comes down to Frank being simply of a completely different personality type that values stability (and thrift), not unique identity (and hang the expense). Selfishness per se has nothing to do with it. Wanting to be Jimi Hendrix and not being suited for the calling, probably has something to do with it.
johnjohn4321 over 12 years ago
So sad the Justin Bieber crowd doesnāt know who Jimi Hendrix is.
Tinyman over 12 years ago
In my case growing up during my teenage years I always wanted to be like Lou Ferrigno.
imbaldeagle over 12 years ago
So the ladies are fantasizing? But you never know when their fantasizing will turn to intentional planning. Be afraid, Frank ā be very afraid!
reedkomicks Premium Member over 12 years ago
Frank is depressed because he is trouncing on Luannās dreams like he did on his own.
elysummers over 12 years ago
I just let my kids dream. As I always say " it never hurts to dream."
bobk1234 over 12 years ago
I like this one, but I have to say it just isnāt realistic. My kids were brought up on a steady diet of Pink Floyd, ELP, Beatles and whoever else I loved at the time. For Luann to not even know who Hendrix is sounds like the father wasnāt much of a fan.
Mordock999 over 12 years ago
You wanted to be a Railroader, eh? I just retired from one. You missed out on a GREAT pensionā¦ā¦,
Mr. Tinkles over 12 years ago
Being a successful moocher is hard work.
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
If your kid doesnāt know who Jimi Hendrix is, you didnāt do your job as a parent. Car trips are when you educate your children on music, history, and dirty jokes. If they don headphones to tune you out, start driving slower and slower until they get the point.
Chuck373 over 12 years ago
Where was Frank coming from in a shirt and tie? His job does not require leaving the house.
prrdh over 12 years ago
Uh huh. Much better he take the point of view, āIām a boring, insignificant weenie and Iāll force my daughter into having the exciting career I couldnāt have because I gave up those pipe dreams and settled down and had a family.ā
sjsczurek over 12 years ago
Dreams, dreams, dreams.
āJude the Obscure,ā anyone? Or perhaps āMarjorie Morningstar?ā
Harman Toshiba over 12 years ago
Frank, in the last panel, has my number. Iām so with ya ā had almost the same conversation my own kitchen a few years ago. (Thanks Greg, keep up the good work.)
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 12 years ago
āthis really comes down to Frank being selfish, āIām a boring, insignificant weenie (look how heās portrayed in the last frame), and I will NOT have a daughter with a more exciting career than I have!!ā ".Frankās dedicated his life to his wife and children and you call him selfish?.Shame on you. Please consider the thought that he might be ā even if wrongly ā concerned for his daughter being crushed by possible failure. .This would be especially a concern if the only thing standing between her and her dreams was the fact that he REALLY CANāT AFFORD to send her there. Wishing you had money is not the same thing as having money.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 12 years ago
āIf your kid doesnāt know who Jimi Hendrix is, you didnāt do your job as a parentā.I just rechecked my job description and it didnāt include introducing my children to Jimi Hendrix. I never cared for him personally and didnāt consider his work all that important. JOHNNY CASH on the other hand, they could sing most of his songs ere leaving Northview High School..āEvery teenage boy dreams of being a rock star.ā.Not me, I wanted to be Super Duper Man. Oh wait, that was pre teen. As a teenager I wanted to invent antigravity. Still working on it but so far things continue to fall down rather than up..Leviticus, sometimes I think you donāt appreciate the subtleties of Knute..āMany schools employee the āNo kid left behindā policy. They think they are helping the students by not letting them fail.ā.I think thatās part of what Senator Kennedy intended NCLB to address, the fear that some students were being socially promoted without ever learning what they needed to be successful rock stars in life. Parents are always throwing fits because their children keep failing tests under NCLB which suggest they didnāt learn the required knowledge yet.
Squoop over 12 years ago
Frankās cue to start singing: āManic Depression is touching my soul.ā
PShaw0423 over 12 years ago
As a kid (in the fifties and sixties, yet!), I never liked rock music ā why, yes, I was a fish out of water; thank you for asking. :J I loved classical music, and I wanted to be an opera singer. I actually had a decent voice, and the musicianship, but not good enough to Make It..So I sang around the house, and in local choruses, and for one dream-come-true stretch I sang with a local opera company ā in the chorus, and even a few bit featured parts. And that was as much of a rush as stepping onto the stage of the Met! :).The point, I guess, is that not many can make a living at their dream job, but almost anyone can live that dream in some way. Keep it alive!
Bisquit1 over 12 years ago
Exciting New York? NO THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 12 years ago
āIf $4 was like pulling teeth from him, $46,000 a year, on the low end, would give him a heart attack.ā.Or it could have meant things were tight enough that $4/week x 52 weeks/year were a burden on caring for his family. It could even have meant he wanted money for future problems and expenses like house fires, court costs, illnesses..We can always assume selfish intent but honesty would require us to admit that caring for a family is not a selfish act.
JimT8 over 12 years ago
Even in Groundhog Day the calendar finally turned.
JimT8 over 12 years ago
A sensible junior college life is just what Frank ended up with, too.
jbarnes over 12 years ago
If you were being asked to pay tens of thousands of dollars PER YEAR for a dream that hasnāt been thought out and isnāt likely to succeed, would you?
Airman over 12 years ago
Frank fell in love with the hottest woman around, got married, fathered a couple of kids and had to say good bye to any dreams that he may have had. I hope Nancy was worth it. As Joseph Conrad said, āā¦..youth is the romance of illusions.ā
emarin968 over 12 years ago
Gimme a break, you donāt even have to be into Rock n Roll to know who Jimi Hendrix is! Not buying the clueless teenager act!
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 12 years ago
Mad Magazine would have done a great job with āA Peek Behind The Scenes of the Luann GoComics Forumā
melmarsh9v over 12 years ago
Interesting musical comments today. I listened to Jimi Hendrix when I was a 17 year-old guy in 1970, but I much preferred the Rolling Stones and Led Zeppelin. Now, my tastes are very eclecticā in the last week, I have been on the YouTube site; one night I was into the Rat Pack (Dean Martin & Frank Sinatra) and the following night I experienced the Sex Pistols, featuring Johnny Rotten & Sid Vicious. To each his ownā¦
BlitzMcD over 12 years ago
The media in general needs to stop with perpetuating a fabricated generation gap. While admittedly the up and coming generation has much to learn, there are enough of them out there that would not respond with āWho?ā at the mention of Jimi Hendrix. Itās not like in Hendrixās day, when the average fan let radio do their musical thinking for them. Itās all out there now for anyone to discover at any time. And thankfully, a number of those in Luannās demographic do just that.
drewpamon over 12 years ago
Iāve been around the world and done many things but I have to say that a boring person is another word for a reliable person. I would take a boring person over a āexcitingā person any day of the week.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 12 years ago
āProviding for his/her family is the BARE MINIMUM a parent is expected to doā.Agreed, more or less. Nonetheless I must point out this country is filled with sperm donors who have done far less than the bare minimum. Further it has many mothers who put their happiness above the good of their children. Iāll give them Brownie points, just because Iām a generous kind of fellow..ā The Franks of the world get no brownie points from me for that.ā.Even without knowing if Frank is working at his absolute limit. Itās a good think so many can survive without Brownie points..ā I see Frank interested in Luann not exceeding his lowly stature.ā.So you are writing your thoughts into his motives? Fine, but it doesnāt tell about him, just you. If you see a janitor mopping the floors, you may think he should have become a billionaire for the good of his family whereas others may think he did well to be even a janitor..āHe married hottie Nancy?? Again, bit whoop. She gave him that in trade for the security of a plain family home, no fuss, no stress, no job other than lecturing Luann & drinking coffee.ā.Every life has stress, fuss, danger. Every birth is a chance of death. I see you reject the possibility Nancy loves Frank and that her marriage was just an economic decision. Again, this doesnāt tell about her, but you..āPreventing his daughter from being ācrushed by failureā??? Good lord, the human condition IS failure;ā.Thatās one way of looking at it. After all, in the end we are all dead. We havenāt really failed until itās over..āAnd as stated before, Luann can contribute to her own education in a variety of ways beyond solely sucking at the parental tit.ā.And yet youāre mad at Frank for being dry. Interesting
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 12 years ago
āIf they are at the point where $4 will break the bank, they are in serious financial trouble.ā.So maybe they ARE in serious financial trouble. It happens. Or it could be as you explained in tomorrowās comments, that excessive spending might blow Frankās cover as a CIA operative. Thatās the only reason I donāt go on wild spending sprees.
ElJorro over 3 years ago
He does not want Luann to do what he did.