Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 20, 2012

I’m guessing a “bootiful” princess is one with a huge booty.÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷Sing along with Sherlock: “Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin’ world go ’round…”

crocs are just progressive kissers

Larry, meet Louie. Louie, beat Larry!

Oh Gawd!!!

Whack him, Patty! Put us all out of our misery!

Coming from reading this over on Yahoo, me love redhead Patty. Grey-greenhead Patty was scary to look at.

I’m just trying to figure out how a croc got hair in the first place.

Crocs and sports equipment are a bad combination…..

Larry has a quick change of heart when he sees Patty wielding her Louisville Slugger.

Isn’t it supposed to be a princess who kisses a frog who will then turn into a handsome prince? Even if it works "prince kisses frog, frog to princess, Larry is far from a prince ergo this is all a croc………… (you fill in the blank).

P.S. It won’t matter once the bat connects..

@cdward, the croc probably got her hair from swimming in polluted rivers. Or eating Larry’s cooking ;)

Larry, would you like me to pick some flowers for that grave you’re digging?

CUT!……….send in the “stunt double” for Larry…….the nearest BOB will do.

The look on Junior’s face in the last panel is priceless…he is like “Why me?”

That’s not Patty, it’s the Donald. You’re fired Larry.

I think that’s pronounced “BRAND new hair.”

Larry is about to get the stupid beat out of him. There won’t be anything left when Patty gets done.

Just noticed that Larry is speaking in caps, except in the third panel. wunner whuh goin on?

Love those crocs.

I really like Patty’s hair and Larry might need a few more beers for his head after this incident.

Larry it is best if you abandon this entire endeavor if this is what is done when making an observation. See Ezra 10, Matthew 19:29, Mark 10:29, Luke 18:29 This is not edifying behavior.See also Prov 31:1-3, 7:1-12, ch 5, Eccl 7:28, Ex 19:15 et al

I kind of liked her old hairdo. Rather Marge Simpsonesque.

Princess Freddy, Larry? Seriously? Come on buddy, let’s think this through…….(I just hope he isn’t a tadpophile….he’s creepin’ me out!)

Hit him, please!!

For all you bachelors:“ME LOVE BAD NEW HAIR” is a guarenteed winner with the ladies.(Stephan wrote that in “Pearls Falls Fast”