Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 19, 2012
June 18, 2012
June 20, 2012
Transcript:
Tiffany: "Quill, would you like me to rub some lotion on you?"
Quill: "No, I'm good, Tiff"
Quill: "Fine. Would you rub some on ME then?"
Quill: "Ok..."
Quill: "How's that?"
Tiffany: "Mmmm. Nice..."
There’s an early Twilight Zone episode called “A Penny For Your Thoughts”, where Dick York can read the minds of everyone he encounters. It was amusing that everyone had thoughts except one dizzy blond who was thoughtless. A real hoot but that may be the model for Tiffany.
Love the subtle exchange of glances between Quill and Luann in panel 2, followed by their expressions of victory in panel 3 as the clueless Tiffany falls for their ruse.
Oh, Tiff is gonna be so MAD. Mad that Quill didn’t want to do the job and let Luann do it – probably will blame Luann for Quill’s lack of interest. Wonder how she will place the blame on her…She should be mad at Quill – he is the one who is enjoying the show. I am personally a little annoyed with Quill – he should be blunt and say to Tiff “I am not interested in you. It is not about how pretty the girl is for me, so it is not about your looks. I like my girl with more substance.” However, I wouldn’t be surprised if that might only make Tiff double her efforts.
Maybe I’m not getting it because I’m an older woman. If Tiff thinks she’s all that, why is she so determined to blatantly flirt with Quill right there in front of Luann? Is this some kind of victory she needs for her ego? I know . It’s just a comic strip but, I have seen this kind of action for real and the girl gets her lights put out.
Will Tiff ever give up on trying to steal Quill? She probably wouldn’t even want him if he was single. She just wants him because he’s with someone else.
“Someone, other than I , should have some sympathy for Tiffany….and the Tiffs of this world.”.They don’t really NEED sympathy. They provide their own reality and in it, they are the beginning and the end of all things..Those who keep calling her a slut are using a different definition from mine. Yes, she keeps throwing herself at Quill and yes. she expects all others to fall for her, but it isn’t a sexual thing so much as it is a “I gotta be the center of everything” thing. And that’s different..We had a girl who thought she was Tiffany back in school. When the class voted on class favorite in the ninth grade, one of her minions nominated her and another classmate nominated one who was physically as non Tiffany as you can get. .The nominees left the room so they wouldn’t see how the vote went. Rather than vote with ballots, someone decided to have all who favored Tiffany-like stand here, all who favored anti-Tiffany stand there. .The vast majority went anti-Tiff and there was a cheer which could well be heard out in the hallway. The two nominees knew the decision was decisive. For the very first time in my life, I felt sorry for Tiffany-like girl. At least SHE was smart enough to understand what it meant, the Luan comic strip Tiffany isn’t.
It takes a lotta NERVE to suggest that a guy who’s with another girl, go swimming alone with her (yesterday). It takes even more nerve to ask him if she could apply lotion on him (in the presence of said other girl) and when turned down, ask him to apply lotion on her!.With that kind of nerve, tomorrow she’ll ask him to apply it in more intimate places. THEN as she turns around, she’ll discover that Luann has been applying the lotion! BANG, CRASH, BOOM, and the rockets red glare, bombs bursting in air – produce fireworks for all to see. Although, it doesn’t look like there is anybody else to appreciate the fireworks.
I think Quill should bury them both in the sand and tickle their feet silly until they either leave him alone or get along. Or just have fun with the “quill” of a feather :)
some people would dream of T= “Quill, would you like me to rub some lotion on her?” Q= “No, She is good, Tiff” T= “Fine, would she rub some on me then?” Q= “ok….” Q= “How’s that?” T= “she is nice”
Evans is doing a very nice job of rendering the female form, esp. Luann’s legs in panel 1 and Tiffany’s midriff in panel 2, compared to Quill, who looks boxy and chunky, and what in the Name of All This is Holy is going on with Quill and Luann’s lower bodies in panel 2??
OK, I looked at the strip in B&W, and it makes sense. Sheriff, are you listening? If that little triangle in the lower right corner of panel 2 is colored flesh-tone instead of orange, it is clear that Luann is doing a yoga posture next to Quill, and certainly not in his lap!
“I think that people who take gay connotations from the sight of same-sex people touching might themselves be latently gay.”.As Gunther said on a related thought, “I thought of that but a part of me says no.”or something like that.
bikenboatn over 12 years ago
Surprise!
FatTonyBalducci over 12 years ago
Whoa!
yankeetexan over 12 years ago
what she doesn’t know makes me smile!!
Orion-13 over 12 years ago
Quill is a very, very happy man.
Orion
margueritem over 12 years ago
Snerk!!!
ComicLaff over 12 years ago
Tomorrow’s comic strip should be interesting.
fr8-cat over 12 years ago
If this wasn’t a family strip, the music would be starting….
Bow-chicka-wow-wow….
Hank1938 over 12 years ago
Why does this remind me of the French guy on the castle wall chastising the cast of Monty Python in the Holy Grail…????
barbarasbrute over 12 years ago
I’m laughing so hard that my nose is running. I can’t wait till Tiff finds out.
kher over 12 years ago
I wonder if Luann is going to spell out a word like “slut” on Tiffany’s back with the sun tan lotion and let it burn in. -Oh boy!
watmiwori over 12 years ago
Think Tiff’ll get the message at last? Nah!
wiselad over 12 years ago
Tiff “I am falling in love with just what you do with your hands”Lue snickers…………………….
Tiff “I want to be your wife and have you do this every night”
Lue runs away horrified with just the thought of being married to Tiff
princecharmeing over 12 years ago
wait is luann sitting on quills lap?
DaJellyBelly over 12 years ago
Those Ozzies have a wicked sense of humor. LOL /// PS: what happened to the string of Tiff’s top in the second panel?
DockoftheBay over 12 years ago
Girls do have softer hands but Quill is one lucky dude.
Bashis over 12 years ago
Bwhahahahahaha
rogervan over 12 years ago
Let’s get back to the Brad story line!
DockoftheBay over 12 years ago
There’s an early Twilight Zone episode called “A Penny For Your Thoughts”, where Dick York can read the minds of everyone he encounters. It was amusing that everyone had thoughts except one dizzy blond who was thoughtless. A real hoot but that may be the model for Tiffany.
Bender_Sastre over 12 years ago
You’d figure she’d notice the smallness of the hands on her back.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Love the subtle exchange of glances between Quill and Luann in panel 2, followed by their expressions of victory in panel 3 as the clueless Tiffany falls for their ruse.
ZacBSM over 12 years ago
Oh, Tiff is gonna be so MAD. Mad that Quill didn’t want to do the job and let Luann do it – probably will blame Luann for Quill’s lack of interest. Wonder how she will place the blame on her…She should be mad at Quill – he is the one who is enjoying the show. I am personally a little annoyed with Quill – he should be blunt and say to Tiff “I am not interested in you. It is not about how pretty the girl is for me, so it is not about your looks. I like my girl with more substance.” However, I wouldn’t be surprised if that might only make Tiff double her efforts.
samfran6-0 over 12 years ago
Maybe I’m not getting it because I’m an older woman. If Tiff thinks she’s all that, why is she so determined to blatantly flirt with Quill right there in front of Luann? Is this some kind of victory she needs for her ego? I know . It’s just a comic strip but, I have seen this kind of action for real and the girl gets her lights put out.
thewoodman1 over 12 years ago
This is a repeat.I’ve seen this before. 2009?
Cofyjunky over 12 years ago
LOL!! She likely won’t. The strip ‘moments of funny’ are usually just for the day.
38lowell over 12 years ago
Maybe she’ll never find out!
Then those two can share a secret.
chazandru over 12 years ago
so many have already stated it so well i can only…“Grin”.
kenwarnerfordictator over 12 years ago
Good for Luann. She is keeping her cool, AND getting the upper hand! (No pun intended)
Finbar Gurdy over 12 years ago
I would be writing a message with the lotion……
Cathy38c over 12 years ago
“Slut” works for me!
Tinyman over 12 years ago
Me next Louann.
jaimeaut over 12 years ago
No doubt. Tiff’s curves are nicer.
Mordock999 over 12 years ago
WHAT?Whats going ON Here?
Tiff, Mr. Oz and Lu are Floating in Space?!?
What the HECK happened to the Sand, the Sky, the Shadow People Playing Volleyball in the background???
Oh My Gaw! Our Beloved Three Yutes have been sucked into an Alternative Reality! Saints PRESERVE Us!!!!
Oh, WAIT…..,
LeoAutodidact over 12 years ago
Working together like a well-oiled machine. Could THIS be the basis for a relationship?
Laughing Dog Lady over 12 years ago
I love what is happening but in reality…..Quill would be sneaking off with Tiff behind Luann’s back.
pfantom58 over 12 years ago
A real slut puts out
lisajwalton over 12 years ago
HA!!
rangerlg over 12 years ago
Tiff can’t tell that is a girl’s hand? Quill’s hands must be dainty.
blackdawne over 12 years ago
Tomorrow on “L” …
CrypticWizard over 12 years ago
Will Tiff ever give up on trying to steal Quill? She probably wouldn’t even want him if he was single. She just wants him because he’s with someone else.
Airman over 12 years ago
Don’t know where this is going, but Tiff is sexier when she’s wearing clothes. There’s just not enough cleavage to make her interesting.
Chuck373 over 12 years ago
Wonder if in tomorrow’s strip Tiff finds out it was Luann doing the rubbing.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 12 years ago
“Someone, other than I , should have some sympathy for Tiffany….and the Tiffs of this world.”.They don’t really NEED sympathy. They provide their own reality and in it, they are the beginning and the end of all things..Those who keep calling her a slut are using a different definition from mine. Yes, she keeps throwing herself at Quill and yes. she expects all others to fall for her, but it isn’t a sexual thing so much as it is a “I gotta be the center of everything” thing. And that’s different..We had a girl who thought she was Tiffany back in school. When the class voted on class favorite in the ninth grade, one of her minions nominated her and another classmate nominated one who was physically as non Tiffany as you can get. .The nominees left the room so they wouldn’t see how the vote went. Rather than vote with ballots, someone decided to have all who favored Tiffany-like stand here, all who favored anti-Tiffany stand there. .The vast majority went anti-Tiff and there was a cheer which could well be heard out in the hallway. The two nominees knew the decision was decisive. For the very first time in my life, I felt sorry for Tiffany-like girl. At least SHE was smart enough to understand what it meant, the Luan comic strip Tiffany isn’t.
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
Luann must have real “manly” hands. Perhaps she should consider becoming a professional masseuse.
REDROCKER51 over 12 years ago
whatzamatta with all you peeple?? don’t any one like Tiff??awwww….poor tiff…awww…..i will play with you….awwwww
Tue Elung-Jensen over 12 years ago
Wonder what Luann gets out of that deal.
imbaldeagle over 12 years ago
It takes a lotta NERVE to suggest that a guy who’s with another girl, go swimming alone with her (yesterday). It takes even more nerve to ask him if she could apply lotion on him (in the presence of said other girl) and when turned down, ask him to apply lotion on her!.With that kind of nerve, tomorrow she’ll ask him to apply it in more intimate places. THEN as she turns around, she’ll discover that Luann has been applying the lotion! BANG, CRASH, BOOM, and the rockets red glare, bombs bursting in air – produce fireworks for all to see. Although, it doesn’t look like there is anybody else to appreciate the fireworks.
chipperson over 12 years ago
major DERP face
delta01 over 12 years ago
I think Quill should bury them both in the sand and tickle their feet silly until they either leave him alone or get along. Or just have fun with the “quill” of a feather :)
Corey Karvonen-Lee Premium Member over 12 years ago
Tooooo funny. Can’t wait to see Tiff’s face tomorrow. Thanks for a great laugh Greg!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
Hee hee hee!
sprint11 over 12 years ago
SPEW!!
wiselad over 12 years ago
than Tiff starts stalking Luann everywhere while her eyes are gooey
wiselad over 12 years ago
some people would dream of T= “Quill, would you like me to rub some lotion on her?” Q= “No, She is good, Tiff” T= “Fine, would she rub some on me then?” Q= “ok….” Q= “How’s that?” T= “she is nice”
amaryllis2 Premium Member over 12 years ago
Tiffany is a classic BPD, Borderline Personality Disorder.
smiling4Him over 12 years ago
Tiffany is a brat!! OMG!
R.J.C. over 12 years ago
Someone is in for a big surprise!!
Spode over 12 years ago
Evans is doing a very nice job of rendering the female form, esp. Luann’s legs in panel 1 and Tiffany’s midriff in panel 2, compared to Quill, who looks boxy and chunky, and what in the Name of All This is Holy is going on with Quill and Luann’s lower bodies in panel 2??
Xsia over 12 years ago
She can’t tell the difference between a female and a male hand?
krelboyne over 12 years ago
Yes, but arent there times you could just die for a good cheeseburger?
Spode over 12 years ago
OK, I looked at the strip in B&W, and it makes sense. Sheriff, are you listening? If that little triangle in the lower right corner of panel 2 is colored flesh-tone instead of orange, it is clear that Luann is doing a yoga posture next to Quill, and certainly not in his lap!
DockoftheBay over 12 years ago
Wow! love triangle becomes a Menage a trois in the making. Two’s company but three is a threesome, That lucky devil is Quill.
Chocoloop over 12 years ago
This might be the best Luann strip ever. Hilarious!
Bill Chapman over 12 years ago
Quill is starting to get the “two girls + oil” grin……
Namrepus over 12 years ago
Quill: Here, let me get this pesky green strap out of the way.
JimT8 over 12 years ago
They say “Yes.”
lecrenb over 12 years ago
I think Lu should finish off with a big squirt of lotion down the back of her bottoms… that should get the cat fight started.
Skababa over 12 years ago
and Quill plays matchmaker between Luann and Tiffany.
chicogrande over 12 years ago
Quill, you must’ve thought about IT if only for an instant. You’re only a man after all.
sacqueboutier over 12 years ago
I’d take Luann any day. She’s hot. It’s a shame she’s just pen and ink.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 12 years ago
“I think that people who take gay connotations from the sight of same-sex people touching might themselves be latently gay.”.As Gunther said on a related thought, “I thought of that but a part of me says no.”or something like that.