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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 21, 2012
Transcript:
Joe: Something wrong, Bob? Bob: Oh... I lost my shirt in the Facebook IPO... Joe: Why'd you invest in a company that doesn't produce anything? Bob: Sure they do, Joe. Joe: Vacuous brain-blurbs aren't products, Bob. Bob: Well, it seems to have kept Congress in business all these years.
pouncingtiger over 12 years ago
Bob, he is talking about brain blurbs not brain farts.
Linguist over 12 years ago
Yeah, and look at how many of us lost our shirts investing in those do-nothing egomaniacs.
dabugger over 12 years ago
Yes, as long as now so many in Congress have nothing better that to verbally defecate their tea party ideology and religious bigotryā¦ā¦.
slug_queen over 12 years ago
Vacuous brain-blurbs? So what did Facebook do that p*ssed Wiley off?
Varnes over 12 years ago
Generically political brain blurb! And I mean it, to!
Rosooki over 12 years ago
This is a joke in a joke. Wiley Miller knows he earns a living on vacuous brain-blurbs.
bagbalm over 12 years ago
Do we have an official national breakfast cereal?
cdward over 12 years ago
Does that mean our entire democratic system is no good?
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Needs to be said: Bob used to look like Richard Nixon, but now heās starting to look even more like David Axelrod. I think the mustache is a big part of itā¦.
flagfly over 12 years ago
Miller is one of the best.
zoidknight over 12 years ago
Especially since he just described the actions of liberals and democrats.
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 12 years ago
Glad to know Iām not the only one who thought Bob looked suspiciously like Nixon
walruscarver2000 over 12 years ago
He was replying to void nut
chazandru over 12 years ago
Hello Neighbors,Seems that in the last 20 years the most active display of bipartisanship in which our legislatures, national and states, have shown us is their effort to keep us so firmly at odds with each other weāll keep THEM in office to protect us from the āother guysā extemistsā¦that and preventing anything to allow a third party to gain a foothold. We need each other, and we ARE neighbors and United States citizens. Donāt let narrow minds, whether republican or democrat, turn you against your neighbors. If it is done without honor or ethics- it shouldnāt be done; if it is done without love and compassion- it canāt be done in the name of God or humanity.Respectfully, C.
Vonne Anton over 12 years ago
Just went to my FB page and pretended all those comments were made by congressional leadersā¦it works! Not much substance to either, and what they DONāT say is more important than anything else.
kpduty over 12 years ago
I donāt have a lot of control over the vacuous brain-blurbs coming out of Congress but I sure can control who I āfriendā. Itās your own fault if youāre reading vacuous brain-blurbs on Facebook! Get new āfriendsā!!!
MeGoNow Premium Member over 12 years ago
Bobās right about the similar pointless burblings of Congress and Facebook, but ask him if he would invest in Congress. I didnāt think so.
Thehag over 12 years ago
You tell āem baby.
Linguist over 12 years ago
This is one of those times when I go: " I wish Iād said that " ! Thank you for an extremely articulate, well-reasoned , observation. As usual, you bring common sense to a sometimes nonsensical table. Keep fighting the good fight.
Habogee over 12 years ago
G+, the thinking manās Facebook.
bransom over 12 years ago
You know, I am a hard right conservative, and I thought this comic was perfect to share on Facebook. After reading the horrible crap posted here by sickening Liberals (you DID start it today) I will definitely post it so my friends see it as a slam against FB and congress, not right or left.
Wiley creator over 12 years ago
Apparently this needs to be explained again. Bob is NOT influenced by Richard Nixon. His character was patterned after one of my favorite character actors, Dabney Colemanā¦who also resembles Nixon and has played Nixon in movies. Please note that Bob has, and has had, a mustache, like Dabney Coleman. Nixon did not have a mustache.
Please not this explanation for the next time Bob appears with Joe (theyāre brothers, by the way) so I donāt have to say it over and over again.
jahoody over 12 years ago
@bagbalm; I think the bowl is full of pretzels or chipsā¦.whoever heard of cereal in a bar?
route66paul over 12 years ago
Maybe we should put the lawmakers to work to dismantle laws that are redundant and/or not used. This could help the citizens and also would keep them too busy to posture.
Gokie5 over 12 years ago
Good shew!
Vonne Anton over 12 years ago
Left-right-left-right-Dem-right-left-Rep-left-right-lib-right-left-con-left-right-left-right-"I donāt know what I been told! ā left-right-all of it sounds like mindless marching to orders. Boring and pointless. Left-right-left-rightā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦
gosfreikempe over 12 years ago
See TrustedMechanicās last few sentences about current Republicans doing anything they can to avoid staying on topic. Now get back ON topic, and look at the suggestions by Republicans that acid should be thrown in the faces of female Democrat Senators. Is that bigoted? How many Democrats have suggested armed rebellion against the Cons? How many Democrats have argued for YEARS about something as ridiculous as a birth certificate? Yup, anything the Cons can do to divert, threaten, and avoid having to explain their real agendaā¦
pam Miner over 12 years ago
Congress was busy trying to take health care away from poor women, trying to make sure it was hard for the old, and the minorities to vote, and trying to make sure women (mainly poor ones) would have more babies than they do now. AND trying to get out and keep out brown people of the USA. I think they would be better to have fewer poor mothers with babies, make health care available to those who need it, make sure everyone has the right to vote, and let young healthy hard working brown people stay here. just my opinion.
Can't Sleep over 12 years ago
RE: Bobās resemblance to Richard Nixon.We all know Flo was there at Woodstock.Could she, in one of those crazy late-60s days ā have had a ārelationshipā with RMN himself? Could Bob really be Joeās half-brother? Could Bob really be THE SECRET SON OF RICHARD NIXON? (It would explain sooo much)
Linguist over 12 years ago
Give me 6 more example of MEGA donors on the Left to match what the above named plus unnamed others are doing on the Right. If you look at Soros and what little heās donated in comparison, partisan politics aside, contrary to the Republican rhetoric, itās been a drop in the electoral bucket. Whether the Dems want to admit it ( which they donāt ) or not, Republicans will win this year due to this obscene influx of unregulated money into the campaigns.
Jo. Goodwin over 12 years ago
Whereās Victoria? Was she phased out?