Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 23, 2012

Who called for the skimpy outfit?Thank you.

Can Tiff spell M-O-D-E-S-T-Y

You’re already a sensation to yourself, Tiff!

Tiffany wouldn’t recognize humility or modesty if she were it in the face with a dictionary open to those words

If the photo taped to Tiff’s mirror is a guide, the “real” Zeye has much longer, wavier, hair than Tiff’s “helmet-head” look. Not that it matters when both are wearing so little….

You can’t always get what you wantYou can’t always get what you wantYou can’t always get what you wantBut if you try sometimes well you might findYou get what you need- (1969) Mick Jagger, Keith Richards

boy…talk about an outfit that says “tries too hard”….

Say, didn’t I see Tiffany at Comic Com?Neah, probably was just some other bimbo fan

Be fair! If Tiff is to go as Zeye she needs to wear the Zeye outfit. It’s probably more modest than most of her bikinis. Luann wore the same outfit some time ago (and very cute she looked too). In fact as I remember correctly it was what she was wearing when Tiff introduced her to Quill.

Can you say “Kardasshian” (however the hell you spell it)

Nice obliques, Tiff.

This movie theater has dressing rooms? Can’t be Tiff’s room. No personal stuff in sight.

The last time I saw a girl in an outfit like THAT one, guys were stuffing bills into it

what’s up with her lips? they look like a duck bill

hair extensions would take care of that.Never cared for this type, myself. WAYYYYY too high maintenance. I felt that way even way back in high-school.

Yeah – what everybody’s saying about Tiffany may be true.But what would you bet that what she said she wants is what everybody else wants, too… especially those who criticize her the most.

O – M – G – - – - – - Toni in the Zeye outfit??!!The strip would burn up the paper it was drawn on!

I agree, but I’m almost as weirded out by how many people simultaneously comment on these things lecherously while also talking about much they hate the character they’re leering at.

Ditto on the skimpy outfit comments— I liked her ComiCon costume better.There are good story lines going to waste here— most high school kids I know are spending their summers working at jobs to earn money or volunteering to benefit the community or build a resume. Yet the “Go-getters” are shown as being so idle as having time to come to a workday announcement at WW. Why isn’t Bernice volunteering with a vet or at least walking dogs for the Humane society? Why isn’t Delta getting her hands dirty tackling public housing conditions or the state of education, or at least stuffing envelopes for the ACLU? Tiff (would-be actress) and Gunther (would-be designer) seem to be the only ones making good use of their summers.

Toni as Zeye?! I miss the old Thumbs Up system sometimes.

Oops— forgot Knute. As he appears to be planning an adult career as a slacker, he’s using his summer to get relevant experience.And don’t anyone give me a hard time today. My milk already turned on me this morning. (Cornflakes with curds & whey)

Kilroy was here. No…Zorro was here.

You know, it occurs to me that this storyline is running at a very unfortunate time. I know they’re submitted weeks in advance, but comic book movie premiers just aren’t the best vein for comedy right now…

hubba hubba

Oh Crystal you shouldn’t have said that. Now Tiff is gonna shoot higher and really make a mess of things.

Can she spell at all?

Interesting why Crystal is friends with airhead Tiffany. But then again – Crystal likes Knute (another airhead). Crystal’s punch lines show rare maturity for a Goth kid. Will be interesting to see if Crystal can motivate Knute to grow up a bit.

So a month after your date rape fantasy you’re talking about “leering” at a 16-year-old. Stop trolling the Luann board and get help. And I’m serious: get help.

She’s definitely fit in one of their videos!

Hey I like the skimpy outfit, lets not be hypocritical. This is another arc though which I/we have to wait to where Greg is taking it too. It is good Crystal is there to help pick up the pieces, and/or provide reality based on the outcome.

“What would be illegal? They use 16 year old models all the time, not to speak of actresses.”-Possibly nothing but nudity isn’t permitted for minors last I checked even for modeling and acting and wearing the outfit she is trying to match would certainly approach that asymptote.-Yes, yes, I know children or their parents should be allowed to hire themselves out to pornographers and make some people happy but law-makers answer to their wives and voters. -Old fashioned is never out of fashion.

“Modesty is for wimps.” And then, “Cover up like [G]od intented.”Are you aware of the contradiction there?

Re: spelling – not really a good subject for internet posters – the story goes like this:.Coach was pushing the English teacher to give his star athlete a passing grade so that he could play in the critical homecoming game. After several failures, the teacher told the athlete, “I’ll ask you to spell one word. If you get any letter correct, you’ll pass. The word is coffee.” Athlete replied: K …au …ph …y!

Oh, well! Greg Evans is “titillating” his audience today… If he starts to draw all of the girls in the nude, I will not complain. However, it is not very likely to happen!

I can’t believe some of the readers think guys should get counseling if they think 16 year olds like Luann – Crystal – Tiffany are sexy. Sixteen year old girls are buying all these magazines and products in the drug store – trying to be as sexy as they can be. They are standard age to marry in many countries. Notwithstanding – guys who live in the U.S. still need to comply with our laws. But – so far – it’s not illegal to want something.

I am enjoying this storyline=)

How about Bernice in the z costume!

In 1998, Mila Kunis was cast as Jackie Burkhart in the Fox sitcom That ’70s Show. All who auditioned were required to be at least 18 years old; Kunis, who was 14 at the time, told the casting directors she would be 18 but did not say when. Though they eventually figured it out, the producers still thought Kunis was the best fit for the role.

that’s a bit more of Tiffany than I wanted to see…