Matt Bors for July 13, 2012
Transcript:
A bill in California would allow three people to be recognized as someone's legal parents. Man: If three is allowed, why not FOUR MILLION PARENTS? All of whom are ILLEGAL ALIENS! Man: Can a dog be my parent?! Can I marry air?! Man: I don't know what is okay anymore I want my MOMMY! Man: Singular. Heter-normative. Mommy.
Nebulous Premium Member almost 12 years ago
If they’d just pass a Defense Of Marriage Act and make divorce illegal things like this wouldn’t happen.Think Of The Children!!
walruscarver2000 almost 12 years ago
Matt: the answer to yoour question in California is “Yes”.
hippogriff almost 12 years ago
Points to ponder: Ever notice almost all “trophy wives” are peroxide blondes?
Tue Elung-Jensen almost 12 years ago
As said in Dharma and Greg – it takes a village.
braindead Premium Member almost 12 years ago
If you want fewer illegals, prosecute the businesses that hire them.
Dtroutma almost 12 years ago
Can’t get the whole toon to load, but the California proposal actually makes sense, with serial marriages, and “cereal” kids, why NOT let all the “responsible parties” share responsibility?
pam Miner almost 12 years ago
It does make sense because of step parents and split couples and all that. I don’t know who the little neurotic guy is supposed to be..
Jason Allen almost 12 years ago
“Divorce will NEVER be illegal!Just think of all the Politicians, Preachers, and the like who dump the wife after the kids are off in college, and hook up with the 23 year old Hooter’s waitress “Trophy Wife”, with the 38DDs!”Back when Rod Grams was a Senator, he lobbied to ban no-fault divorces. He then gave his wife one. His reasoning was that he didn’t think she shouldn’t have to be stuck in a loveless marriage.
pirate227 almost 12 years ago
“The sky is falling. Jeebus, take me away!”
Jason Allen almost 12 years ago
‘Memba when liberals said gay marriage wouldn’t lead to polygamy? This proposal is about as stupid as that lie."Speaking of stupid, the notion of polygamy has been around in the US at least since the founding of the anti-gay Mormon church. Don’t blame the gays for what straight “Christian” men get up to.
fargopete almost 12 years ago
Nice one, Clark
walruscarver2000 almost 12 years ago
Legalized polygamy?? Oh, happy day! Romney won!!!!