Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 27, 2012

Seriously, now it’ll be the LA Dodgers barking

Things can always get worse.

Woman truly CAN multitask. How else to row with both hands and hold a child?

Love it.

Yeah, but come on, she probably makes less than those men for doing the same job, eh?…….You know it’s true….

apparently none of them could afford the five dollar pillows…

It could be worse— could be a vuvuzela.

Just WAIT till the kid is old enough to start kicking the back of your seat….

The captain wants to go water skiing.

It could get worse, the kids not hungry or tired, just has a diaper full. Breathe deep.

NEVER EVER say that things can’t get any worse. The perverse nature of the universe will prove that assertion WRONG every time!!!!

two things you don’t say. things can’t get worse and i wish something would happen.

Shhh, you’ll attract Pastis’s attention.

While the rest of row….

“God bless them for their spontaneity,” Pelosi told reporters. “It’s young, it’s spontaneous, it’s focused and it’s going to be effective.” – Nancy Pelosi

See, isn’t it wonderful; no regulations, such as child labor laws or taxes, or social security, or wages, or responsibilities…….

Wiley even has the ship’s cabin even looking like an airplane’s, but with the ship’s wooden planking and ribs.

Truly original riff on a classic gag.

at least she’s working!!

Good to see you Dogsniff! How are you feeling?

Since they’re chained for life, things will get worse when the baby becomes an obnoxious brat, kicking him in the back.

As usual, the baby is not in shackles…it is free to run around the cabin, too!

Stone Soup today says the same thing today – things can’t get any worse.

My B&W newspaper version of today’s strip left me with the belief that the baby’s head was attached to the Mother’s body and I interpreted the joke as being a man stuck under the oar and then hit with it. The Mother’s head was unrecognizable.

Yesterday, we celebrated Women’s Suffage. Today we celebrate Women’s Rights to Work (equal pay?). Even has child care (sorta). Notice the captain likes blondes. And no one has mentioned the oar house.

before the 1980’s, only the rich, business execs, or military (huge discounts if you were in uniform) could afford to fly. no squalling brats, no quarter-ton fat asses, and meals, booze, snacks, blankets/pillows, and halfway decent magazines.Now? Take a train if you can. Much more relaxing, and you can go walking, to the diner or observation car.

when i was stationed at great lakes,ill., a fellow sailor and i decided we wanted a denver omelet. in denver. 80 bucks and 16 hours later, we got back to the base. very cool.

I bet this is the last time he books with CheapCruises.com

That kid deserves to be paddled…

Whoever coined the dictum that the only things we can count on are death and taxes wasn’t thinking straight. Corrected list;death, taxes, and the fact that things can ALWAYS get worse,and usually do, especially just when you think they can’tpossibly!

Six words you never, NEVER say together. By the same token things can always get better, but how often does that happen?

It’san FAA requirement. I was once on a flight from Chicago to Denver and they held the flight for 45 minutes until they could find a screaming baby to put on board.

Murphy was an optimist.

Wait until her PMS kicks in…

As I’ve sai before, There’s nothing so bad that the government can’t make worse.

I’m kind of missing the storylines with Danae.

This is a very horrible situation. Poor mother and kid.

This reminds me of a trip from downtown Atlanta to a shopping center in Midtown. It was located on Piedmont Rd. which, north of Piedmont Park, gets hilly. It was the afternoon of “SnowJam ’82”. We had a crying baby and a bus driver woefully unprepared for icy roads. So, mama was scared, baby was crying in full voice and bus driver was freaking. The rest of us passengers were jumping up and down over the drive wheels to get traction. We made it. Fortunately, there was a place with liquid refreshment available. After a few, I got in my car drove away to home.

Please note, I no longer drink and I no longer condone drinking and driving under any circumstances.

That’s what you get for traveling economy.

Hey , at least you got the window seat!

true and funny.