Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 25, 2012

Old joke:Diner: “Do you serve crabs here?”Waiter: “Yes, sir, we’ll serve anybody.”

Love these silly crocs!

Why is the fence so low?

Did Larry deliberately engage in wordplay?! Or was that just Pastis seeping through Larry’s permeable persona? In either case, Zeeba Neighba is too smart to fall for it: he might get burned, otherwise!

What’s black and white and red all over?

I’m amazed Larry was able to put on that chef outfit so quickly.

Gas since the charcoal they sell in stores isn’t true charcoal. The food tastes better than with that fake stuff sold in stores. There was actually an investigation in the 90’s that showed the charcoal brickets are mostly road tar. If I use charcoal at all it’s left over from previous fires where the wood didn’t completely burn up. Then I know there’s no road tar in it.

@finale

A nun with a sunburn!

“Waiter, do you have frogs’ legs?”“Yes, sir”“Well, hop off and bring me some fish and chips”

Zebra already has the “grill marks”.

Maybe next time don’t wear such a “telling” apron :)

Wood is the only was to barbeque, no lighter fluid taste!

A qoute from a famous Twilight Episode “To serve man…..its a cookbook!”

Ya, what happened to the great wall between crocs and zebra? That story line never did finish.

Help out a friend, come on Zebra. Funny.

Love Croc’s apron.

LOL xxx

Zebra should know better than to engage Larry in conversation.

Shouldn’t his apron say “EAT MOR ZEEBA?”

Touché.

In recent times the strip often lacks a joke, but the readers do a fair job of stepping up!

Aaaawww – they’re cute!

I want that apron.

I’d buy one!

Q. - What is a zbra?A. – The largest size.

Pravda

You’d think that after all his experience with those crocs, Zebra would know where that was going.

Next Larry will find out that Bob is cooking?

Ahh…and there’s the rub!

I know crocs are dumb, but c’mon, CHARCOAL? Might as well just eat the briquets, won’t taste any difference.

Sounds like the elephant on a bun joke.

Waiter there is a fly in my soup. " Oh, that will cost you extra".