Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 26, 2012

Horse hoops?

Holy ring toss.

No one need tell of this.

Now if the question had been, "Will you make a generous donation?’, the results might have been different.

So when Horace wants to punch two holes in something, does he have dirty thoughts about Melody?

I am not Samson, but it does to me!

Yes. He’s unwilling to throw his own shoes, so he makes a generous donation, thereby (in theory) becoming a saint, and gaining a halo to throw.

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Of course, that’s not how to become a saint, and I’m not sure about the possibility of throwing a halo.

Ring toss, git it.

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That’s not what I meant when I asked if he wanted to play Halo.

Umm, I’m pretty sure that would make you a sinner not a saint.

Actually, he’s playing Simon Templar. [cue cool music from “The Saint”]