New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for August 23, 2012

I agree with that.

God is Not dead ! She’s alive and well and hiding out in Mexico City under an assumed name.

Does anyone else here remember the 1964 Perry Mason episode in which Lt. Anderson says, “Your under arrest, for the murder of Kirk Cameron!”?

“But, said Man, the Babel Fish is a dead giveaway. It proves you exist and so therefore you don’t. QED.”…“Oh, dear,” said God, “I hadn’t thought of that,” and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.…“That was easy,” said Man, and for an encore went on to prove that black was white and gets killed at the next zebra crossing…

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

God always gets the last laugh. As brilliant as we think the human race is, we always die at the end.

This is my new bumper sticker.

To clarify, does that mean that if WE don’t think of everything, We don’t exist, either? Just want to figure out where we all stand.

But… but… bananas!!

Calvin from the comic believes in God— “Someone is out to get me!” he says.

If any guitarist is god, it’s Robert Fripp.

I have a button that reads, “God, protect me from your followers.”

Is it just me, or has Kirk Cameron lately starting to look like Neil Partick Harris? Just sayin…

I’ve seen plenty of evidence that there is a Dog, and he does tricks. On me.

We believe in a devil because His Prophet lived in an undisclosed location for eight years. There must therefore be a god because nature abhors a vacuum. Of course, this doesn’t explain why She leaves earthly affairs to the Three Stooges…

Of course, most leading theologians claim that the argument is a load of dingo’s kidneys….:-)