Cornered by Mike Baldwin for May 11, 2022

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  over 2 years ago

    He could find work in a body shop as a “lift”.

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    C  over 2 years ago

    Arm-ageddon some stuff

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    eromlig  over 2 years ago
    Bhrigu and Khyati want him to know their daughter Lakshmi is still single.
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    Farside99  over 2 years ago

    A few users of our new drug may experience mild side-effects.

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    i_am_the_jam  over 2 years ago

    The first thing he’ll steal is deodorant. :D :D :D

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    j_m_kuehl  over 2 years ago

    Talk about the Left hands not knowing what the right hands are doing

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    whahoppened  over 2 years ago

    It takes a little while to find matching sets of gloves. Also to decide which hand to use to scratch his head. Remember the old mechanical typewriters? Well, there you are!

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    If trained properly, he could be extra handy.

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    Wirepuncher   over 2 years ago

    He is well armed.

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    Egrayjames  over 2 years ago

    Fifteen finger discount coming right up!

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    basspro  over 2 years ago

    Or an “Alien” face hugger.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    …but doc, what about the extra limbs….

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    ChazNCenTex  over 2 years ago

    The deodorant costs alone will break you.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  over 2 years ago

    Or to playing lead guitar, rhythm guitar, and bass at the same time (though, considering the trouble I have managing just one, mebbe not).

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    gammaguy  over 2 years ago

    If left untreated, how big a shop could he lift?

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    davanden  over 2 years ago

    It could come in handy.

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    cactusbob333  over 2 years ago

    So many hands and just one nose to pick. Tough decision to make. The finger count per hand is kinda low, however.

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    jscarff57 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    …on the other hand…

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    jscarff57 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Have you considered taking up the drums?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Next thing you know the racist store detectives will be following him around and profiling him just because he has 6 arms…

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    He got that way from all those years working at the nuclear power plant…

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    bilbrlsn  over 2 years ago

    Bet he won’t be shoplifting in the menswear shirts department.Maybe he could grab more of Trump’s favorite target and go into politics as a Republican.

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    You should be able to get work as a handyman.

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    MCProfessor  over 2 years ago

    Girls need to be careful when dating him.

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    StephenRice  over 2 years ago

    Not another version of Spidey!

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    Boise Ed Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Shoplifting? I don’t think so, with every eye in the place staring at him.

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    CorkLock  over 2 years ago

    He’ll be tough in the boxing ring. The ole 1 – 2 and a 3 – 4 and the 5 – 6.

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