I saw a story on the news about a couple who had been married for an astonishing number of years, like 70, and had a whole bunch of kids. They said that the marriage worked because they had agreed early on that whoever asked for a divorce got custody of the kids.
I’m sad for the kid. Too many children are brought up in loveless marriages and never learn how to love. But then again, there really isn’t a guide book available on how to raise a child.Kind of like a crap shoot…..just roll them dice and see what happens!
SHAKEDOWNCITY 9 months ago
You’d be better off “razing” the child.
hubbard3188 9 months ago
Certainly not THAT kid anyway!
Gent 9 months ago
Good for the kid.
gammaguy 9 months ago
I guess they’re aware of adopt-shun.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 9 months ago
In fact, they’re thinking of becoming a thruple or even a quadruple to spread the responsibilities around. Sadly, no one seems interested.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 9 months ago
Good reason, Mr. and Mrs. Dork.
pat sandy creator 9 months ago
he’s already checked out…
wirepunchr 9 months ago
A friend told me he and his wife never got a divorce because the pre-nup said whoever asked for the divorce got the kids.
[Traveler] Premium Member 9 months ago
I saw a story on the news about a couple who had been married for an astonishing number of years, like 70, and had a whole bunch of kids. They said that the marriage worked because they had agreed early on that whoever asked for a divorce got custody of the kids.
nancyb creator 9 months ago
Many marriages once stayed together for that precise reason.
purepaul Premium Member 9 months ago
… and they worry about the after life when the real torture is the living with the wrong person.
ladykat 9 months ago
Better to raise a child alone than to stay in a bad relationship.
Dobie Premium Member 9 months ago
Well, I just… I would… we could always…
Eh, I got nuthin’…
Egrayjames 9 months ago
I’m sad for the kid. Too many children are brought up in loveless marriages and never learn how to love. But then again, there really isn’t a guide book available on how to raise a child.Kind of like a crap shoot…..just roll them dice and see what happens!
royq27 9 months ago
Are they certain that is not his Grandfather they are pushing around…
WCraft Premium Member 9 months ago
Is the husband drunk or are those flies?
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
Poor kid!
Justin Thompson creator 9 months ago
:D
davewhamond creator 9 months ago
I love how that kid looks like an old curmudgeon.
cuzinron47 9 months ago
Shouldn’t be much longer, he looks like he’s ready for social security.
Buoy 9 months ago
And so the toxic cycle continues… I wish I could come up with a more humorous comment :(
T... 9 months ago
“And we need both of us to raise this kid”…
The Tooninator creator 9 months ago
The guy can’t even face his responsibility.
jfikse Premium Member 9 months ago
This is supposed to be funny?