After the wedding rehearsal my daughter’s future father-in-law decided to take the wedding party to dinner at a nice steakhouse. We knew he didn’t have a lot of money and suggested ice cream or something else cheaper but he insisted. When the bill came he said “well, I don’t have any money.” and walked out. His side of the family, who had all ordered the most expensive dishes and lots of beers, also jumped up and practically ran out. My daughter started pulling out the cash for their honeymoon but our family just pulled out our wallets and paid the bill (several hundred dollars). I learned a valuable lesson about both families that day.
SHAKEDOWNCITY 14 days ago
Happy “Girthday”.
Imagine 14 days ago
I guess a second date is out of the question.
TonysSon 14 days ago
He using the “Dine ’n Dash” app.
rekam Premium Member 14 days ago
Reminds be of a current commercial on tv where he says he forgot his wallet and she’s got a remote to start her car, excuses herself and drives off.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 14 days ago
Her: Yes, I have money. But I’m not spending it on you!
saylorgirl 14 days ago
What a pig! Get up say your going to the Lady’s Room and get in your car and leave him there to wash the dishes.
nancyb creator 14 days ago
Dad would say “How good at you at washing dishes?” (Grandpa apparently had some customers pay for meals that way)
Egrayjames 14 days ago
And she says….“I hope you’re wearing sneakers! I am!”
derdave969 14 days ago
Frankly I don’t see the race between them setting any speed records. Think OJ car chase.
Doug K 14 days ago
Said more poetically:
I hate to dine and dash
so I hope you brought some cash
pat sandy creator 14 days ago
he might want a to-go box…
Gameguy49 Premium Member 14 days ago
♪ ♫ If you’ve got the money honey, I’ve got the time" ♫ ♪
ladykat 14 days ago
Well, no, I didn’t.
Dobie Premium Member 14 days ago
Hmmm… tough position to be in. The only thing she can do here is fake a heart attack!
Gent 14 days ago
Dang me never see any female runnings that fast on high heels.
Bill The Nuke 14 days ago
After the wedding rehearsal my daughter’s future father-in-law decided to take the wedding party to dinner at a nice steakhouse. We knew he didn’t have a lot of money and suggested ice cream or something else cheaper but he insisted. When the bill came he said “well, I don’t have any money.” and walked out. His side of the family, who had all ordered the most expensive dishes and lots of beers, also jumped up and practically ran out. My daughter started pulling out the cash for their honeymoon but our family just pulled out our wallets and paid the bill (several hundred dollars). I learned a valuable lesson about both families that day.
wildlandwaters 14 days ago
I’m guessing no second date then??
CoffeeBob Premium Member 14 days ago
That wine bottle would make a nice club sandwich for her to add to his dinner.
mistercatworks 14 days ago
His dating site profile said he was “dashing”.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 14 days ago
Something he ate gave him “the runs”.
davewhamond creator 14 days ago
He’s a big fan of DoorDash.
cuzinron47 14 days ago
Not that he isn’t going to eat and run.
the lost wizard 14 days ago
But it wasn’t fast food. :)
Impkins Premium Member 14 days ago
Two words lady. Bathroom. Window! :)