Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 27, 2024

He’s heading for “Chemical” Bank.

Operated by Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Formaldehyde.

Dr. Jekyll goes for a jog, but Mr. Formalde Hyde finishes the run.

Exercise is a futile undertaking.

Never ask the funeral director what they keep in the mason jars on the shelf. Seriously, you don’t want to know.

Formalin on the right.

This living gig will be the death of me.

Nice legs there, Lumpy. Keep on going, don’t look back.

I don’t know Doc – I just feel all washed out.

Do NOT go in there…

… it’ll be a grave mistake!

keep runnin’…

You can exercise all you want but they will get you in the end.

Remain active to avoid from going stiff.

Get busy living or get busy dying!!!!!

Can you Formalde-Jekyll?

100% organic — we plant you chemical-free!

That stuff killed my uncle. He was a funeral director. His dad was one, too. Cancer in his early fifties.

Yes you can. “Formaldehyde is a substance made of carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen. It is found naturally in every living system – from plants to animals to humans. In fact, humans produce about 1.5 ounces of formaldehyde every day as part of our normal metabolic process.”

Learn more at: americanchemistry.Com/chemistry-in-america/chemistries/formaldehyde

And please don’t ask “How’s business?”. :)

As he was running by the funeral home, he thought he heard some coffin.

Funeral directors always have great senses of humor!

nice running form-alde-hyde

Is there an informal-dehyde?