Cornered by Mike Baldwin for October 02, 2024

If weight loss occurs, this Rx could be a new “diet” aid.

But on the plus side, it may kill you before any of those side effects kick in.

An SSRI. But who cares.

Totally worth it.

As long as its not addictive.

But what are the upsides?

And that’s just from the bill.

I once taught “School of Disclaimer Announcers.”

These side effects are not guaranteed, so you may just be wasting your money!

That’s a fine list, but what about the impossible side effects?

’’Do you have a BOGO free option?

Yeesh! … sounds bad!

But I guess as long as l don’t loose my car keys, I’m okay with it.

Ask your doctor if Dongivadam is right for you.

I take that one to make me better. Just shoot me…

I want a new drug / One that won’t make me sick / One that won’t make me crash my car / Or make me feel three feet thick / I want a new drug / One that won’t hurt my head / One that won’t make my mouth too dry / Or make my eyes too red

Kinda sums up the opioid drugs

Purty good description of “pain killers”!

“…that’ll be $846.45…”

Don’t forget death.

It ain’t the disease but the side effects that is kills.

There shoulda be statutory warning on pills : Medications is injurious to health.