Cornered by Mike Baldwin for November 26, 2024

You must wear “non toxic” materials that are not “killers”.

Money shot

This should happen in all bank holdups. (From a retired bank employee)

EEEWWWW!!!!

Hey, Buddy! What’s the hold-up? Get a move on…

This is nothing to sneeze at, you know…

Snot healthy!

Allergic to panty hose dandruff.

Well, at he least the pantyhose strained his sneeze!

they didn’t cover this in bank robber school…

If there wasn’t enough DNA evidence in the stockings before, there is now.

I thought it was a face-hugger from Alien. Might actually prefer that it was!

Obedient and polite………

Are those panty hose on his head, or the legs of a mutilated mannequin?

A perfect opportunity to press the alarm button….

A costly sneeze…….

Have you considered those unscented pantyhose?

He’s allergic to nylon…

Now ain’t that a kick in the head!

“I don’t have to sneeze so loudly… Achoos to!”

Should be Gesundheist.

at first glance, looked like she threw a squid or an octopus on his head!

He must have a cold- hard cash.

He picked a bad time to find out he’s allergic to nylon.

Out of control top panty hose.

Probably not the best time to sneeze.