Cornered by Mike Baldwin for December 23, 2024

“Pokéman.”

Driving standards need to be a lot higher

I like to move it, move it…

That’s a fast speed limit.

It hurts my motor to go this slow!

… the license plate is a nice touch, Mike! (˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

his spiritual journey of growth leads to the passing lane…

So true, so true.

Well just overtakes him when you gots a chance see.

100 KPH is about 62 MPH.

No one is perfect.

Bob’s spiritual journey now involves him growing in self-control, patience, tolerance, and anger management.

Bob’s just FULL of the Holiday spirits (HIC*).

Poop or get off the pot, brother!

Slow growth is better than no growth!!!!!

Throwing stars will definitely help

I can relate……I always get some jerk who keeps putting on the brakes with no one in front of him!!! Grrrrrrr

He just needs a little more um.p.h.

Unless you have just invented a cure for all diseases, cancers and illnesses or have devised a plan for everlasting world peace, you need to realize you are not really that important. So D.S.F. (Do Society a Favor) and Shut the Fu@# Up, Slow the FU@# down and just enjoy the ride. The three seconds you save don’t matter to the world, nor does it matter to your wife in bed, so get over it.

I do wonder about the people who zoom ahead, weaving around other cars to, apparently, get to the series of red lights first.

gotta love how no one in my area wants to go the peed limit… they’ll go 5 to 10 under, or 10 to 20 over, but hardly ever near what’s posted… (and then there was the time I was going 47 in a 45, and a constable pulled me over for what his radar said was 61! He said he had just calibrated it that morning… fortunately he was a real nice guy, we shot the breeze, and he let me go. Don’t know how I coulda fought that ticket if he forced the issue…)

looks like he needs new shocks

Many people think the posted speed is the minimum speed required.

Must be Nevada.

Wrong finger.

I got a ride in an Uber yesterday with a driver like that, he was going around 25 in the 35 zone. I was kinda feeling sorry for the people behind him.

On the spiritual journey of growth, be the guy who travels slowly in the passing lane. Leave left signal on for full effect.

Obviously, Bob’s spiritual journey of growth doesn’t involve Zen.