Cornered by Mike Baldwin for January 29, 2025

He has a dysfunctional “jazz gland”.

His blues tend to be a bit moody.

I’m gonna inject your soul with some sweet rock ’n roll

And shoot you full of rhythm and blues.

It two days since Moanday and he still got blues? He needing help for sure.

he’s a contortionist…

Whoa! Smooth dance moves!

Put on some Billie Holiday and have a dance party.

I wonder why this made me laugh. I must need a yam peeler.

If you trust the rhythm method you’ll soon get the blues (or pinks).

A full body dry heave

You got to pay your dues to have the blues.

A dose of razzamatazz would fix him right up.

The thrill is gone away from me.

Although, I’ll still live on, but so lonely I’ll be.

He looks like he may have just walked into a spider web.

He’s been in a real funk lately.

Don’t beat yourself up. :)

♫ Walkin’ in rhythm ♫

His blues are pretty sad.

Musta had a “blue” Christmas!!!!!

looks like Morton’s had too many jelly rolls!

Dances like Elaine Benes.

Papa needs a brand new bag.

His lack of rhythm is the cause of the blues.

“They only had the rhythm

So they started swaying to and fro

They didn’t know just what to use

That is how the blues really began"

-The Birth of the Blues, Sammy Davis Jr.