The very first sentence which Pete Reyonlds-Roberts speaks after making a marriage proposal is to bring up a boil. Not of water, but of a pus filled bacterial infection which festers under the skin.
So, the “greatest comic book writer in the country” can’t make a living writing comics. What makes him think he can run a pizza shop? Mindy sure isn’t convinced. And all Mopey Pete can do is stand there and make dumb jokes. Run away, Mindy! Run away!
I read that middle panel as he’d be like “Doctor Who” and thought the sentence didn’t make sense. Then I read it again. And still thought it didn’t make sense.
This thing with the two kids contemplating marriage is like watching a train wreck. You know how it’s going to end, but you can’t look away. Merciful Heavens girl, consider your prospects with this troglodyte.
Bill Thompson 10 months ago
“And my experience of working on Chester the Chiseler’s vanity project will convince real publishers they want to deal with me!”
Bill Thompson 10 months ago
Man, this bites like a toothless old man trying to crack a Montoni’s hardtack crust pizza.
J.J. O'Malley 10 months ago
RUN AWAY, MINDY! RUN AWAY RIGHT NOW, BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!!
wherescrankshaft 10 months ago
The very first sentence which Pete Reyonlds-Roberts speaks after making a marriage proposal is to bring up a boil. Not of water, but of a pus filled bacterial infection which festers under the skin.
How romantic.
billsplut 10 months ago
Why would he quit comics when he’s such a wit?
French Persons Premium Member 10 months ago
Mopey Pete needs to remove that massive boil from front of his face.
French Persons Premium Member 10 months ago
So, the “greatest comic book writer in the country” can’t make a living writing comics. What makes him think he can run a pizza shop? Mindy sure isn’t convinced. And all Mopey Pete can do is stand there and make dumb jokes. Run away, Mindy! Run away!
The Reader Premium Member 10 months ago
I’d like to see the menu he writes.
sueb1863 10 months ago
Now ask him if he knows anything at all about running a business.
elbow macaroni 10 months ago
A lanced boil? What? No illustration?
Mopman 10 months ago
Was the Pizza Box Monster always 8’ tall?
rockyridge1977 10 months ago
At least he removed the boil……and I thought three was a crowd?
tcayer 10 months ago
I read that middle panel as he’d be like “Doctor Who” and thought the sentence didn’t make sense. Then I read it again. And still thought it didn’t make sense.
WesC Premium Member 10 months ago
After many readings, I finally got it. Free – lancer. A big build up for a bad pun.
corvallisclem 10 months ago
This looks like an ai comic.
JPuzzleWhiz 10 months ago
Annnnnnnd…today, the windows are BLACKENED!
hubbard3188 10 months ago
This thing with the two kids contemplating marriage is like watching a train wreck. You know how it’s going to end, but you can’t look away. Merciful Heavens girl, consider your prospects with this troglodyte.
dlestersprint0 10 months ago
Where is Ed Crankshaft?
ToneeRhianRose 4 months ago
Haha! (^▽^) He can do both.