Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for December 11, 2023

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    Bill Thompson  about 1 year ago

    Didn’t she already make them? Or didn’t they count?

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    Bill Thompson  about 1 year ago

    Hannah looks like an inexperienced soap-opera actress, reading her lines from an off-camera cue card.

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    J.J. O'Malley  about 1 year ago

    Umm, you just made your holiday rum balls three weeks ago, Lillian. Remember? You had no rum and, rather than wait a day to buy some, you went ahead and made them with hard lemonade. Remember? Ed insulted you about the taste. Remember?

    Also, didn’t Hannah learn to knock before entering someone’s house?

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    angelolady Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Since her lemon substitution just didn’t work, she’ll make a new batch. Mmmm, dark chocolate rumballs.

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    charliefarmrhere  about 1 year ago

    Didn’t she already make a batch, but had run out of Rum, and had to use a substitute?

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    j_m_kuehl  about 1 year ago

    That’s the Spirit

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    French Persons' Treasury of Self-Applauding Batty Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Because Crank can’t follow a recipe to make them himself, because he can’t read. No, really, some time back he admitted that he was illiterate.

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    sueb1863  about 1 year ago

    WHO is the blonde???

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    rockyridge1977  about 1 year ago

    Motive under the motive……always works!!!!!!

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    elbow macaroni  about 1 year ago

    Didn’t she already make those with hard lemonade?

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    GojusJoe  about 1 year ago

    Hannahmindy says it all. So Hannah and Mindy are sisters (?) and Hannah is married to the theater guy and Mindy is going to marry the Funky comic/Montoni guy (?) and they are Ed’s granddaughters (?)or something.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Well ole Kranky does remember what he likes…….

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    lemonbaskt  about 1 year ago

    i wonder if the old broad can make a pizza ?

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    Mopman  about 1 year ago

    Come on, it’s not so hard to understand. Because she messed up the rum balls for Thanksgiving, the Timemop Janitor did a little nudging and that was all erased from history. Now the town can get the real rum balls and Christmas is saved. God bless us, everyone!

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    tcayer  about 1 year ago

    Umm… she already MADE them. And they were lemon. Even Batty doesn’t read his own crap.

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Wow, finally picking up the story from November 22nd.

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    puddleglum1066  about 1 year ago

    I’m thinking Batty still sends his scripts in by mail (just like his heroes from the Silver Age did), Davis adds art and the syndicate publishes the strips in the order they are received. Every now and then, Batty has a head-on collision with the mailman (a la today’s “Blondie”) and the strips get scrambled.

    That’s my story and I’m stickin’ with it!

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    Lord Flatulence Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Aww, look at the adorable head tilt in the third panel.

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    Jim G Premium Member about 1 year ago

    “Crankshaft sent you over to make sure I didn’t forget to make them.”

    “Well, he IS obnoxious and you ARE older than really old dirt, so…yeah.”

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    be ware of eve hill  about 1 year ago

    Even though I’m pleased to see the total Funky Winkerbean invasion has been temporarily postponed, I’m still not glad to see the Loathsome Lillian.

    Boo, Lillian. Boo!

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    be ware of eve hill  about 1 year ago

    What is Loathsome Lil substituting for rum in her rumballs this time? I vote rat poison.

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    Trespassers W  about 1 year ago

    Okay, so the joke here is that vile, deceitful Lil said: “Let’s be honest…” Hilarious! Tommy is at the top of his game!

    No. Seriously. That’s the top. It is all downhill from here on.

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    Mopman  about 1 year ago

    Yikes. I think Ed’s great-grandson is in today’s Frazz.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  about 1 year ago

    “Rumballs” is slang for “Eat more than one and you d on’t know what year it is”

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    ToneeRhianRose  8 months ago

    Haha! (^▽^)

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