Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for March 28, 2024

Is it that hearty Dale Evans coffee, or is Ed making more and more sense as the week progresses?

or committing.

I think they should all be “committed“.

Crank: “And I forget that little last zipper on my pants! But I just let ‘er loose anyway! I don’t have a problem with COMmitting, just SHI—” [GOCOMICS HAS ENDED THIS COMMENT]

I knew a woman who had a submission problem. No matter how much I pleaded she wouldn’t submit. ;-)

Right on Ed, you tell him, straighten him out.

Ed should be more worried about the waitress’s long hair that is in his coffee.

…….yep that focus is is difficult to the end!!!!!!!

“And when I write a joke, I always forget to include that last little thing… what’s it called? Oh yeah, a ‘punch line’!”

It’s funny because he keeps forgetting to click the last button that refills his prescriptions for blood pressure and cholesterol meds.

I can remember when I first noticed how many web interactions involved clicking a “submit” button, and joking about how I don’t want my computer to be my dominatrix. This was at least ten years ago, and since then it seems most website designers have come up with more human-friendly terms (observe that the button here on GC reads “Comment,” not “Submit”; the buttons on Amazon, etc., also seem to have removed the “S-word” in favor of things like “Place Order” or “Buy Now”).

I get the feeling Batty first noticed the use of “Submit” on websites about the time I did, filed it away for a future “joke,” and failed to notice the times have changed.

Two things worry these men.

The first is loss of memory, and they forget what the other one is.

as the arizona kid said they shouldnt be afeared of growing older

An apology to all Dale Evan’s, Roy Rogers and Trigger fans………

I’d run over his mailbox too.

Okay—Roy Rogers; horse was TRIGGER>

What was the name of Dale Evans’ horse??(I already know)

That’s what she said.