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“Well, Mr. Crankshaft, maybe we should discuss the physical limitations that age can impose on you. Don’t you know anyone who would like to help you . . . oh, never mind.”
I’m glad Batty has resigned himself to his comfort zone of lame humor after his failed attempt at defending free speech. Then again, if he’d kept it up, maybe Herr Drumpf would have sent him to Gitmo and saved us all from this nightmare. Hmmm…. almost makes losing democracy worth it.
Huh. I think this might be my last time reading Crankshaft. I’ve enjoyed it for decades and Batty has just ruined it the last couple of years. I kept going out of habit, but I find I’m not bothering to click on it any more. I’ve enjoyed the snarkers, but I haven’t enjoyed the mean spirited ‘defenders’ and I certainly don’t enjoy the strip any longer. Anyway, see you all in Pickles and Mary Worth.
Always have a new mattress delivered. Make THEM lug the thing into your home. Direct them, if you must, but you shouldn’t have to place a piece of quasi-furniture. Good people will take the old one out to the curb for you, too, but don’t count on this. You must tip them, though. That’s the rub! LOL
Bill Thompson 1 day ago
“Well, Mr. Crankshaft, maybe we should discuss the physical limitations that age can impose on you. Don’t you know anyone who would like to help you . . . oh, never mind.”
charliefarmrhere 1 day ago
So…Too cheap to hire it done, and now you end up with a bad back.
J.J. O'Malley 1 day ago
Okay, it’s a nice joke, but still…do you have any idea how many mattress companies offer free delivery and replacement, Ed? This one’s on you.
rockyridge1977 1 day ago
……try the floor!!!!!…..that firmness will help the back…..help straighten it out!!!!
Gent 1 day ago
It sure a mattress of concern eh.
French Persons' Treasury of Self-Applauding Batty Premium Member 1 day ago
When did Odo from ST:DS9 become a doctor?
ladykat Premium Member 1 day ago
You should have asked for help, Ed.
Budman 2 1 day ago
Just part of his charm!
Chris 1 day ago
thee irony… :j
wtepps 1 day ago
Actually for a Bathack comic, this is fairly humorous
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 1 day ago
Or sleep with a wooden board UNDER the mattress
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 1 day ago
Pardon me, I have to take care of a weak back
How long have you had a weak back?
Oh,about a week back…..
zendog13la 1 day ago
I’m glad Batty has resigned himself to his comfort zone of lame humor after his failed attempt at defending free speech. Then again, if he’d kept it up, maybe Herr Drumpf would have sent him to Gitmo and saved us all from this nightmare. Hmmm…. almost makes losing democracy worth it.
ira.crank 1 day ago
One of our worst decisions was building a 2 story house.
oakie9531 1 day ago
ba dum tss
desertinutah1951 1 day ago
Seek help.
WilliamVollmer 1 day ago
Ed; instead of hauling a convential mattress up stairs, why didn’t you have the delivery people, or, your son-in-law, and, grandson do it?
Cabbage Jack 1 day ago
Huh. I think this might be my last time reading Crankshaft. I’ve enjoyed it for decades and Batty has just ruined it the last couple of years. I kept going out of habit, but I find I’m not bothering to click on it any more. I’ve enjoyed the snarkers, but I haven’t enjoyed the mean spirited ‘defenders’ and I certainly don’t enjoy the strip any longer. Anyway, see you all in Pickles and Mary Worth.
gappleton47 about 22 hours ago
I wonder how long we will see Cranky before the senario changes
Aimless Melissa about 21 hours ago
Always have a new mattress delivered. Make THEM lug the thing into your home. Direct them, if you must, but you shouldn’t have to place a piece of quasi-furniture. Good people will take the old one out to the curb for you, too, but don’t count on this. You must tip them, though. That’s the rub! LOL