Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for March 06, 2025

Well, according to this week’s comments plenty of folk saw this coming…but I wasn’t one of them. Even so, Cranky getting played merits a big “thumbs up” from me.

It costs less than going to the emergency room for a heart attack.

Crank, I think you have been had and scammed.

Crank just got the shaft.

Well, Crankshaft is going to have to buy a case of Boost. But, Boost is cheaper than a case of Ensure Plus Shake. I have bought Ensure Enlive and Ensure Plus by the case directly from Abbott.

Suckers.

Qle Crank…..sounds a little worried!!!!

Boost Pack(260) ; 3898. current price $38.98 · 324.1 out of 5 Stars. 32 reviews ; 6486. current price Now $64.86 · 109084.7 out of 5 Stars. 10908 reviews ; 2120.

Hah!

Around $50 Canadian, right now.

TimeMop™ has summoned up multiple copies of Ed and Ralph from alternate universes, thereby bringing about the destruction of Centerville in a cloud of toxic mold spores.

And they’re still losing.

Hustled!

the art mueseum security guard wants to play crank next for a three pack of polident

Ed, I do believe you are the sucker that fell for the ringer.

You will soon find out it seems…..

Play for a case of MOXIE soft drink.

tastes terrible, but it keeps Tom Brady young

Equal time for Ensure.

This was a twist worthy of M. Night Shyamalan! Absolutely nobody could have predicted this!

We’re all going to have to be hustling for food once Trump finishes destroying the economy.