If once a man indulges himself in murder, he soon comes to think very little of robbing; and from robbing he comes next to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination. Once begun upon this downward path, you never know where you are to stop. Many a man has dated his ruin from some murder or other that perhaps he thought little of at the time.
BasilBruce 12 months ago
The Procrastinator—Coming someday to a theater near you. Maybe.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 12 months ago
Hasta mañana, baby!
tudza Premium Member 12 months ago
Hey, who font-ed?
Argythree 12 months ago
They are all so great, I can’t pick a favorite…
PoodleGroomer 12 months ago
Tech Support:
Help for the helpless
Hope for the hopeless
Clues for the clueless
Soap for the soapless.
Imagine 12 months ago
Brain for the brainless?
Pharmakeus Ubik 12 months ago
Tomorrow he’ll change his name to The Perendinator.
pat sandy creator 12 months ago
a fontastic gag…
Brass Orchid Premium Member 12 months ago
Putting the best face possible on it.
Nebulous Premium Member 12 months ago
If he’s not getting paid for it he can only be an Amateur Crastinator.
InTraining 12 months ago
C1 – Horace, come back… It’s just a meteor shower….!
InTraining 12 months ago
C2 – Horace… suggest you underline BOLD…!
InTraining 12 months ago
C3 – Horace, I can help with that, see you tomorrow…!
Chris 12 months ago
great super power you got there Horace. :}
mokspr Premium Member 12 months ago
What is “crastination”, and why are so many people for it?
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
Gasp! FORE!
Horace thinks he’s not bold enough to go where no one has gone before. Up font!
Tomorrow, tomorrow there’s always tomorrow…..Horace will think about it tomorrow…maybe
Dobie Premium Member 12 months ago
Ĭ̈’̆̈m̆̈ l̆̈ĭ̈k̆̈ĭ̈n̆̈ğ̈ t̆̈h̆̈ĕ̈ n̆̈ĕ̈w̆̈ S̆̈ŭ̈p̆̈ĕ̈r̆̈h̆̈ĕ̈r̆̈ŏ̈ f̆̈ŏ̈n̆̈t̆̈!̆̈
rshive 12 months ago
As the saying goes, “Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off today.”
WCraft Premium Member 12 months ago
Here’s my comment: To be continued tomorrow …
gammaguy 12 months ago
He should run for President. If he wins, he could lead a procrastination.
bwswolf 12 months ago
Now ….. look at what you’ve done ….. Horace …… :)
Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago
HA! The procrastinator does have a ring to it. You can answer it tomorrow.
davewhamond creator 12 months ago
The Terminator’s brother… The Procrastinator: “I’ll be back… maybe tomorrow. Or later.”
AndrewSihler 12 months ago
If once a man indulges himself in murder, he soon comes to think very little of robbing; and from robbing he comes next to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination. Once begun upon this downward path, you never know where you are to stop. Many a man has dated his ruin from some murder or other that perhaps he thought little of at the time.
—Thomas de Quincy
dbrucepm 12 months ago
I’m such a procrastinator my bad luck comes on Saturday the 14th
ericlscott creator 12 months ago
Ha! Horace , I’m two steps behind your wit.
Wizard4168 12 months ago
I once joined the Procrastinator’s Club. The meetings kept getting postponed.
eddi-TBH 12 months ago
He’s my ideal.
mistercatworks 12 months ago
He’ll be back … eventually.