Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for October 14, 2024

He uses big words now that he’s lost his wisdom teeth. He should go into politics.

Empty mouth, empty speech…

Come on now horsie. Not be so preposteridiculudicrous. There was no needs for that flabbergastedental outrageoperations.

So now he’s a sesquipedalian.

Yeesh! Horace has been readin’ the dictionary again!

word up…

Just say neigh.

My tongue covered my eye teeth and I couldn’t see what I was saying.

inaniloquent – Tending to speak inanely; loquacious; garrulous. Synonyms. edit · inaniloquous (obsolete, chiefly found in dictionaries) – Wiktionary, the free dictionary (Sorry, had to Google it up!)

The first time I heard the word “flabbergasted,” I thought it had to do with a terrific discharge of pent up flatus, per ani.

Silly Horace should have followed Peter Gabriel’s example, and just stretched his mouth to let those big words come right out.

Reader: Hey, Horace, let me offer you my most enthusiastic contrafibularities.

Horace: What?

Reader: “contrafibularities”, sir? It is a common word down our way.Horace: [blank look]

Reader: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I’m anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation.

Words that big are scratching my ears