Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for August 22, 2023

Does this mean that you don’t have to put your boogers under your pillow?

Snot funny!

UGH!!!!

The Boogie Man uses a collection agency

I don’t want to know what he leaves under your pillow in return.

Born to boogey

…no one nose…

Would’nt that be the Booger Man?

…and he’s GREEN, too!

EEWWW

Well, at least you got picked first! Nyuck Nyuck!

(Dave picked a good look for The Boogey Fairy… kinda looks like a green Dracula.) ㋡

That’s disgusting…ew

“The Tooth, the whole Tooth and nothing but the Tooth!”

Ick.

Dave knows how to pick ’em.

Nose goblin harvesting? That’s all automated now…

“It’s Electric! boogie woogie woogie woogie woogie!”

He picks you nose (your boogers) for you? How nice

Yep…boogers!

Better hide from cockroaches.

Hey Dave …

This is worth one of my boogers …! lol

Isn’t it Bogeyman?

in this instance it’s traditional to merrily say, “pick me a winner!”

you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friends nose