Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for February 04, 2025

That’s just cruel. I don’t even like soft ice-cream.

Are Mr Softee ice cream trucks still around ?

She’s frigid, anyway.

LOLOLOLOL

She’s his Dairy Queen.

It seems to be a USA thing … not in Canada.

Why? Why eat ice cream in bed?

I guess it’s okay… there’s already sort of a table cloth on it.

I might eat some ice cream today, but not in bed!

I think not.

Put on some Magic Shell, Mr. Softee.

What he needs is the hard shell dip

Now you can call me Ray, or you can call me J, or you can call me Johnny, or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me Junie, or you can call me Junior; but you ……

It’s a typo; break out the whips & chains for I scream in bed day.

It should be pointed out that this is not something you should do alone.

I’ll try to apply some cone-text, you’re too emotional?

Quick, go for her cherry!

There’s a pill for that.

But that’s your name and it’s accurate.

hey, Dave…. yer pushin’ the envelope there, bud!… (lol!!)

“I turn to you and you melt in my arms

Here we are, darling, only you and I…"

—J. Mathis

Yeah, if you’re that close, you ought to use first names.

As long as I’m toasty warm and so is the air (heat on in winter) I will be happy to have it for breakfast…..just not in bed.

A.K.A. “National Sexual Innuendo Day” …!

so, i guess what he’s saying is, it’s hard to please her…

☺

Not exactly a Don Juan move wearing the bow tie to bed. Not going to comment on what’s on her head.