Dick Tracy by Mike Curtis and Charles Ettinger for December 05, 2024

Good morning™, Fake Doublers !

Good thing Tracy knew it wasn’t really him or there might have been a shooting.

Too many “knockoffs”.

Did Doubleup have anything to do with the old Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman TV show?! (Who remembers that)!

Good morning™, everyone!

I’m sure that Tracy had no intentions of becoming “part of tonight’s gathering.”

Still hasn’t identified the deceased. Even to say the name twice.

I suspect this guy already— he could be in cahoots with his brother Monty, a known dealer!

1-ANOTHER MEMBER OF THE CAN’T GET A GIRL CLUB: Wow – you’re a loser and ugly. That’s why I come to these things – makes me feel a little better about myself. DT: Well you shouldn’t. And what does Lon Chaney have to do with a Dick Tracy Cosplay club anyway???

2-“LON”: Now don’t be that way, chummy! I didn’t mean anything by it. There’s plenty of other losers around here that you can use to feel better about yourself too! DT: Oh yeah? Where’s the “Sam” double? He always makes me… WAIT A MINNNN-UTTTTT! Stop bothering me! I’m woikin’ here!

”LON: “Sam” gotta girl last month and quit the club. DT: Oh yeah? WAIT A MINNNN-UTTTTT! MY SAM said he gotta girl last month! And when I called BS, he threatened to kill me and now Cosplay Tracy is dead and… wait – do I smell snacks? You serve snacks? No? Oh. What was I saying? I forget…

I think I figured out why they’re running this. I think they have something on the main story with the clock going off at new years and then realized they’d timed it poorly and would reach that point before dec 31 2024

1- DOUBLE UP: Hey Tracy – what was the cannibal’s favorite movie. DT: I dunno. What?

2- DOUBLE UP: GLADIATOR!

MOVIE QUOTE

“If I live long enough—-and I will——I’m going to pull you down off that high horse and shove your face in the muck, So Help Me !!”

Ray Milland to Barbara Stanwyck—-CALIFORNIA—1946

If you haven’t read this one already, you are in for a shock shock at the end

CHRISTMAS 1959—-The Flyface Family Feasts—-and I’m glad I wasn’t invited

Okay where is this story going…………somewhere I hope!

Is it Gweedo who has the goats? My daughter brought home “Farmstead Chevre”, I had some, and reading the label it’s made from goat’s milk! Taste good!! (Chevre means made with goat’s milk which I just looked up!)!

I do! I do!!!

They need to get Doubleup’s brother, Dig’emup, to bring his shovel.