Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 14, 2014
Transcript:
Boopsie: B.D. I don't look anything like these women! Look how long this girl's legs are! B.D.: She's in heels, Boopsie. It's just an optical illusion. Boopsie: I dunno, B.D.,... what if my family finds out? B.D.: Not a chance! Look, Boopsie, I know how these photographer guys work... after they finish with the orange lighting and the rubber bands and the air brushing and the ice cubes, your own mother won't recognize you! Mike: Ice cubes? Boopsie: Really? Are you sure? B.D.: Hell, yes! They even give you a new name if you want!
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
You can enter the Playboy Bunny protection program.
thirdguy almost 10 years ago
Mike hadn’t seen “Showgirls” yet. Possibly because it didn’t come out until 1995.
jackhs almost 10 years ago
BD knows a lot ’cause he reads the articles.
Already Fuzzy almost 10 years ago
Pleased to meet you Sandee, I’m Charley Meadows, LOL
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I’m Butterscotch Countrywood – hey, this really works!
roctor almost 10 years ago
Hercules First?
Weakstream almost 10 years ago
Rocky Road .
chizzel almost 10 years ago
Duffy Allison for me
pksampso almost 10 years ago
Nicodemus Gorham — OK, this is fun…
luvcmx almost 10 years ago
Tippy Fourth
wm.j.schmidt almost 10 years ago
Snowball Twenty-fourth really doesn’t work well.
chris_o42 almost 10 years ago
Yay! I get to be Tawney Hansel.
griffon8 almost 10 years ago
My sister and I would both have: Charlie Lincoln.
JHAppel almost 10 years ago
Wynkin Ria
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Chris Booth. Might work, at least as my secret identity. Mild mannered reporter by day, Studly male pole dancer at night. Plus, I can’t make “county road 14001” work at all…..
Lee Taplinger almost 10 years ago
Rubber bands? Can’t figure that one out.
jploch5408 almost 10 years ago
Sounds like B.D. is doing some pimpin’.
chasches almost 10 years ago
Sabre Sooke
Christopher Shea almost 10 years ago
Of course, all the tricks BD mentioned became much less necessary with the advent of Photoshop. Also, Jacob Anstice is a lousy porn star name.
nosirrom almost 10 years ago
Jingles Cherry, hmm might work.
nosirrom almost 10 years ago
Ice cubes? Yeah they bring out your personality.
Ina Tizzy almost 10 years ago
Ginger Tausend. They may not have had Photoshop in 1979, but I’m pretty sure they could airbrush away certain flaws.
DavStevens almost 10 years ago
Koko Lynwood. Sounds like a woman. Maybe a tranny?
azktryg almost 10 years ago
Myles Malvern? At least it’s alliterative.
erik.vanthienen almost 10 years ago
“Tom Paal”, which in Dutch means “Tom Pole”.
DeeBeeS almost 10 years ago
Rosie Keeneland would work for me, ‘cept I’m a guy.
barefootanarchist almost 10 years ago
Peanuts County Rd 78
DeeBeeS almost 10 years ago
Forgot to ask:
Why “rubber bands” in photo shoots? What are they used for?
Habogee almost 10 years ago
Rex Mentone works well.
mourdac Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Boots Kenneth? Doesn’t exactly strike lust in the heart.
briecke almost 10 years ago
::snicker::Duke Ashwood
Bucinka almost 10 years ago
Come on Mike, you know what the ice cubes are for….
“Andy Cleveland”
nathanbtlr almost 10 years ago
Boots Noe
charliesommers almost 10 years ago
Well, I’m Brownie Hutson and I know the ice cubes help with that perky look.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Bobo Battle. I dunno, might work in some context.
And ……….. rubber bands?
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Rubber bands?
Gokie5 almost 10 years ago
Cleo Queen here! Not bad. Thanks for starting the fun game, dukedoug.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Duke Ashwood and Tawney Hansel get my vote.
wndrwrthg almost 10 years ago
Penny Foxen Canyon rd.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs almost 10 years ago
Sweetheart Springs
ChessPirate almost 10 years ago
Freckles Meadowlark.
barister almost 10 years ago
I’d like to see BD sell that crap to the eyons of women who lost opportunities and suffered humiliation because they were taken down or bribed by the puto who snapped their “wink” photo ops. Just say no Boopster.
barister almost 10 years ago
Oh yeah, Champ One Hundred. How bout that!!!
Fibbermcgee Premium Member almost 10 years ago
If I was not a guy, Cookie Amaryllis.
Sue G almost 10 years ago
Cuddles Abbott
Lethea almost 10 years ago
Ginger Granada
Lethea almost 10 years ago
It works for my second and third pets too:Samantha Cavacade and Sheba Idlewild.
summerdog86 almost 10 years ago
OK, I get the ice cube reference, but someone in the know please answer the rubber band one!
CougarAllen almost 10 years ago
I’m Fluffy Central? I think I’ll try a different way of generating a name….
The rubber bands are to harden up the nipples. Ice cubes can be used instead.
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
Prince Clarkson
DoctorDan almost 10 years ago
Roddy Albany, another good porno stage name.
SDSillyCyclist almost 10 years ago
BonBon Empire – too bad I’m a guy, but that works for a female stripper name…
Oceanic almost 10 years ago
Frisky Blossom! Ha! I win!
SeptemberBride almost 10 years ago
Fluffy Grand!~ Thanks DukeDog…Did you make that up?
tomielm almost 10 years ago
Frisky Looney! What a combo.
NWdryad almost 10 years ago
Um, the ice cubes I understand. The rubber bands I don’t understand, and the idea slightly creeps me out.
NWdryad almost 10 years ago
Suzy Toussau
Hunter7 almost 10 years ago
Peppy Sicamous.
pbarnrob almost 10 years ago
Lesse.. ice cubes stimulate the “weather report” reaction, rubber bands gather extraneous flab here and there, out of sight.First pet is long forgotten, as a Marine brat, too many streets (and I’m only twelve, so not grown-up yet. Body’s 69, but I’m TWELVE, so there! Some mornings easier than others..)
JLG Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Umm…I’m “Duffy Vosburg.”