Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 13, 2018

BD, stop talking.

I think BD knew her in the Biblical sense of the word.

Keep digging, soldier.

Really triple p-poor explanation there, BD. You need to seriously up your game.

Dig a little bit deeper, the hole is too small

You have so far to go, you’re not there at all

Digging, digging, digging…

I’ve been a faithful follower since it began [yes, I am that old], and while I may not remember all the punch lines as well as I used to, the story arcs are all familiar. I have absolutely no recollection of B.D.’s betrayal however. Wishful amnesia on my part perhaps?

What he should have said is, in the second panel, “I have some ’splainin to do. Can we talk?”. In the third panel nothing. In the fourth panel cut to “Boopsie, Hello”. But then, that wouldn’t have been funny.

The cat jumped out of the bag, SHREDDED the bag, and then ate it. BD, you can’t put the cat back into the bag….there IS no bag left.

Love to watch a man dig a hole.

This is the part nobody thinks about when they cheat.

Go away, Boopsie doesn’t live here anymore.

Verbatim from Trump’s “apology” to Ivanka …. It’s like we’re there!

Cheating on your meal ticket is particularly unwise.

BD started tRump University.How to cheat.Deny,deny,deny ;(

Apparently the combat helmet comes with a matching shovel.

Sort of reminds me of a dog. You can tell they did something wrong when you see the “eyes of guilt”.

He should at least explain he never called her ‘the cleaning woman’.

Is she upstairs? or gone.

Try the Ross Geller approach: We were on a break!

Proof, as if any were ever needed, that talking about things doesn’t really make them better.

Talk like a politician dissembling. Yeah, we know how that works.

Dead man talking

When you in a Hole,

and you realize that it Isn’t a Fox Hole.

Stop Digging.

He’s lost already anything he says now just cements Boopsie’s position.