Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 27, 2020

I hope this doesn’t involve you know who.

Bobby Kennedy was US Attorney General and, case closed.

Trump was behind it all.

Art Crumb?

O.M.G. — Lee Harvey Oswald actually did act alone…

Uncle Duke comes readily to mind.

Conspiracy buff dies and is greeted by St. Peter.

‘You can ask God one question.’

‘Who really killed JFK?’

God says ‘It was Oswald, and he acted alone.’

The buff turns to St. Peter. ‘I was right! The conspiracy goes all the way to the top!’

What year is this?

But is he really acting alone? That’s what they want you to believe…

I suspect there was a man with a rifle on the railroad bridge. It is common to have a counter sniper stationed around VIPs. How embarrassing for the govt if the counter sniper didn’t work in the most famous sniping incident of the century.

It was Ted Cruz’s daddy! (tRump wouldn’t lie about something like that)

I was really hoping, back in 2017, that Trump would release the JFK investigation papers early, but no such luck. There was some discussion about it, but then faded away.

Elvis has been seen on the grassy knoll.

And … the plot sickens….

JFK conspiracy theories are unfashionable but it’s a near certainty that Oswald was not the “lone gunman”. Forensic evidence is pretty conclusive on this part. Who did it? Not the Mafia. Probably a rogue element within the intelligence community in revenge for the Bay of Pigs. Laugh if you want. Oswald did say at one point after he was arrested and before he was killed (to shut him up, obviously), “I’m just a patsy”….

..that Lloyd Bentsen didn’t actually know him?

I am sure the whack a doodles at Qanon believe the conspiracy just like they do all the other B. S. conspiracy theories.

Just one coincidence baffles me. How did the cavalcade get detoured down a road that made an assassination attempt possible and under the assassin’s work place?

“Dallas Cowboys”?! Now the conspiracy theorists have lost ALL credibility. If they don’t know that it was the Dallas Cowboys CHEERLEADERS, then their theories are nothing more than unsubstantiated hokum.

Never understood what exactly was so “far-fetched” about one middle-aged white guy with radical politics, a history of personal failure, and delusions of grandeur taking a shot at an important world leader. No less than three US presidents died the same way. And history is rife with numerous similar examples of lone individuals killing important personages.

I think deep down most Americans know it was Oswald, but would rather believe this children’s fable about an all powerful, all knowing government that can take down its own leaders rather than an incompetent, impotent government that can hardly PROTECT its own leaders.

That or they have political or even racist motivations (i.e blaming Cuban-Americans)

Yup, red tie on the grassy knoll. Fat ass print in the grass. Big divot from the shot.

LBJ & friends had means, motive, & opportunity

Has anyone told them that Half their membership is really Undercover FBI, CIA and NSA agents?

Some of those agents have been undercover so long that they’ve transferred around all three agencies, looking for a promotion, and ended up back where they started from.