Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 25, 2023

  1. Img 0910
    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    The kid is learning fast. Don’t go for just barely the age needed and for admittance; give yourself a big cushion and claim you’re some freak of nature.

     •  Reply
  2. Logo
    TwilightFaze  over 1 year ago

    Ok. That’s gonna go down in history as the best age verification lie ever. I wish I thought of this one.

     •  Reply
  3. Smallwolfface
    Dean  over 1 year ago

    My brother, who was prematurely bald, had the opposite issue.

     •  Reply
  4. Missing large
    gammaguy  over 1 year ago

    In college, one of my classmates had a constant 5-oclock shadow and looked much older than he was. Then his baby-faced father came to visit. Folks who didn’t know either of them automatically assumed the kid was the father and vice versa.

     •  Reply
  5. 3c777ff2 4bb1 47cd 9770 62ea9f8bab9b
    monya_43  over 1 year ago

    Duke has taught him well.

     •  Reply
  6. Img00025
    babka Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I do hope Hugh Hefner burns in hell. for every woman who looked at the playmate of the month & knew she could never compete. for every marriage ruined by porn addiction. & for every man who overlooked orange traitor’s malfeasance because Malaignia got them hot & bothered.

     •  Reply
  7. Booby
    Snolep  over 1 year ago

    Pleased to see that GoComics has joined with the print news in dropping Dilbert following Adams’ bizarre racist rant. Saved me from having to stop following that strip.https://www.thedailybeast.com/newsrooms-drop-dilbert-cartoonist-scott-adams-after-racist-comments-made-on-livestream

     •  Reply
  8. Picture
    RonaldByrd  over 1 year ago

    But they said they couldn’t FIND a copy of “Muffie and the Mounties” inasmuch as B.D. had bought them all. Can we get someone from Continuity in here, please?! ;-)

     •  Reply
  9. Missing large
    stamps  over 1 year ago

    Would that apron scene be the one where she shows her, umm, baked goods?

     •  Reply
  10. Zippy
    gobbledygook  over 1 year ago

    Andy Milonakis knows his pain.

     •  Reply
  11. 2008happynewyear1024
    TexTech  over 1 year ago

    I once worked on a community theatre production with this one girl. I would have bet she could walk into half the bars in that college town and not get carded. She was 12. But she neither looked nor acted 12.

     •  Reply
  12. Fdr avatar 6d9910b68a3c 128
    Teto85 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’ll see anything with either Edie Falco’s mother or Thora Burch’s mother. I am not sure of they made anything together, but they were contemporaries.

     •  Reply
  13. Missing large
    Bohica Premium Member over 1 year ago

    When I was about 35 (nearly half my life ago), I dated a woman who was 40; she kept getting carded, and felt insulted by it. I kept telling her to take it as a compliment.

    I cold grow a full beard at 15, as did most of the males in my family), and walked into an over-18 bar with an instructor from my high school to meet up with someone to give them a ride. My instructor was in his late 20s, but had a babyface. He got carded; I didn’t. I couldn’t tell the story at school under penalty of flunking his class

     •  Reply
  14. Plsa button
    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago

    This probably explains the signs I see in stores that say “WE CARD EVERYBODY”.

     •  Reply
  15. Missing large
    prrdh  over 1 year ago

    Earl has antigeria, the opposite of progeria.

     •  Reply
  16. Photo
    GaryCooper  over 1 year ago

    He has a premature comb-over.

     •  Reply
  17. Photo
    HodgeElmwood  over 1 year ago

    Nice try, weasel.

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Doonesbury