Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 14, 2014

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    CMB2304  over 10 years ago

    FUNERAL PLANS MADE YET?

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    sbchamp  over 10 years ago

    Doomed

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    le-roy  over 10 years ago

    Such an unfair trade-off: a short happy life, or a long miserable one.

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    Perkycat  over 10 years ago

    This is why I always go with my husband to the doctor.

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    bobdingus  over 10 years ago

    America’s health problems encapsulated in a nutshell!

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    gcarlson  over 10 years ago

    The patient was hard of hearing so he brought his wife along. He didn’t hear the doctor say that what he needed were sex and three hot, home-cooked meals every day. So he asked her, “What did the doctor say?” “He said you’re going to die.”

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    ChessPirate  over 10 years ago

    “He said to eat more Danish and Sherbet.”

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    hippogriff  over 10 years ago

    Perkycat: And misquote the doc thereafter?

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    Jeff0811  over 10 years ago

    Reminds me of the joke about a guy that got bit by a snake, (you pick the body part). His friend calls the Dr. and was advised to suck out the poison. What did the Dr. say asked the victim? He says you’re going to die.

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