Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 27, 2022

Impressive, black socks from a red rattle can

Of course you did.

I bought a sock “putter onner”. When I needed my last hip I used it to put my socks on….worked great. (that’s what I call it, probably not the scientific name?)

Been wondering whatever happened to Vince Shamwow.

And to think she offered to help, to bad he didn’t want it.

I love the leaf flag!

When my husband shattered his elbow, I had to help him with socks and found that he hadn’t cut his toenails for a year, due to nail salons being closed during pandemic. Not pretty.

I truly hope I never become that debilitated. My B-I-L who has MS is. I don’t mind helping him, (his wife does a wonderful job of caring for him) but he tells me how embarrassed he is and the overwhelming sense of helplessness he feels.

It seems like I’m seeing more and more men on TV wearing dress shoes without socks. It doesn’t seem or look right to me.

This is soooo timely. I injured my left hip a week ago and now I can’t bend enough to put on my left sock. I have a can of spray paint in the workshop. Job done!!!!

thanks to a ridiculous old coot driving with 1 of those silver sunshades in his windshield i have another herniated disk and am struggling with stuff like socks and shoes:-/ plus my truck isn’t drivable so has been in the shop for 3 weeks, gonna cost over $13 grand to fix it! (Thankfully I wasn’t at fault and insurance is paying)

Try argyle.

I think he used GLH #9 by Ron Popeil

https://video.search.yahoo.com/search/video?fr=mcafee&ei=UTF-8&p=ron+popeil+glh+%239&type=E211US0G91638#id=3&vid=d0a6c8e262bc51694a91fd1f2243c430&action=click

How’d you get on/tie your shoes?

I always look forward to the flags.

What an exciting house flag — a dead leaf. 9_9

Good luck getting them off.

MacGyver called; that is a bad idea.

Sure hope they don’t get caught in an Autumn rain shower! Ralph may lose his socks!

To all our readers in Florida- I hope you are prepared for Ian & stay safe!!

Didn’t SCTV do this gag in one of their commercials?

What? No pearl necklace???