Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 15, 2024

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    Macushlalondra  4 months ago

    Pay attention, Ralph. If she goes bowling often, you could buy her a pair of bowling shoes that don’t have the size on the back for the next gift giving occasion.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Cool name for the alley.

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    Gizmo Cat  4 months ago

    Size 10…that’s about size 41 here. That’s some big feet. Mine are a 7 and in some shoes 6,5.

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    carlosrivers  4 months ago

    Do women really worry about something like this?

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    markkahler52  4 months ago

    Good Answer, Ralph!!

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    jcwrocks69  4 months ago

    But don’t worry about the foot fungus growing in there from all the other people who stuck their swamp feet in those things!!!

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    Just-me  4 months ago

    Nice one Ralph!

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    I was FRAMED!!!!!!  4 months ago

    Then think about buying your own. They do not have the size on the outside. I have had my own shoes since I was 12.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 4 months ago

    Spare me!

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    TwilightFaze  4 months ago

    Ooooooh, Ralph!! That was SMOOTH!! VERY well played!

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    NRHAWK Premium Member 4 months ago

    She’s in good company. Runway models tend to have large feet. I was told once by a modeling director at the Barbizon Agency that it helps prevent tip-overs on the runway. I was never sure that was true but it does seem to make a kind of sense.

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    timinwsac Premium Member 4 months ago

    Ralphs getting lucky tonight once that remark sinks in.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    He doesn’t generally like to brag about her being a perfect 10, but this was the perfect time.

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    banjoAhhh!   4 months ago

    Aww!

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    dlkrueger33  4 months ago

    I know that feeling even wearing a size 9. On top of that, they are flat…like seal flippers. (Yes, btw, I am a very good swimmer!). LOL

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    billdaviswords  4 months ago

    Nice recovery, Ralph. We just went “glow bowling” in Big Bear with our grandkiddos. It was fun!

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    felinefan55 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Back when I bowled I would always get the men’s shoes. Ten in women’s is eight in men’s. Sill a bigger number than my sister’s size 5, but then she is 5’3" (and a half, can’t forget that!), while I am 5’7".

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    felinefan55 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Anyone remember the King of the Hill episode where Peggy accidentally becomes a foot p0rn star?

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    Knucklehead  4 months ago

    Good answer Ralph

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    We’ll have to change her name. Instead of calling her honeybunch, well call her bigfoot.

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    gliderrider  4 months ago

    oh Ralph, you schmoozer

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    j.l.farmer  4 months ago

    Is that a ten in baby shoes? They don’t look long enough to be a 10 but I like how he turned it around and made it a compliment that any woman would love to hear!

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    namelocdet  4 months ago

    I dated a lady with size 10 shoes years ago. She had great balance. Never saw her fall over.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 4 months ago

    Next time try to Nathan Lanes.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 4 months ago

    Sweet!

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    LrdSlvrhnd  4 months ago

    Okay that was surprisingly smooth for Ralph.

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    Jaythor  4 months ago

    Big foot, big mouth, big ego- she’s a balance of horror.

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