Once when I was a kid, I was watching a late late show movie. A commercial came on for an unfinished furniture store and they were discussing a baby dresser, I switched channels and got a chop-o-matic commercial and it was almost seamless. “This lovely mission style baby dresser*click* slices dices and ripple cuts.” I never did finish that movie.
I would make a caustic comment on ads on broadcast tv but since I keep seeing the SAME ads for St. Judes and some Insurance scam over and over on streaming, I shan’t.
My Uncle owned a packing house in the late ’60s- early ’70s. One of the many jobs I had during my summer employment was grinding the mutton for hot dogs and bologna. Came in 50# flats, frozen hard enough to drive nails, I ground up meat, bone and cartilage. The grinder was scary in may ways. To this day I will not eat bologna (Oscar Meyer taught me how to spell it.) unless it is fried hard, hot dogs are split and tortured on the pit.
Ratkin Premium Member 5 months ago
They’re much too frank furter own good.
MeanBob Premium Member 5 months ago
Once when I was a kid, I was watching a late late show movie. A commercial came on for an unfinished furniture store and they were discussing a baby dresser, I switched channels and got a chop-o-matic commercial and it was almost seamless. “This lovely mission style baby dresser*click* slices dices and ripple cuts.” I never did finish that movie.
win.45mag 5 months ago
Slice ’em in half and fry ’em. Was raised on boiled.
Doug Taylor Premium Member 5 months ago
Ron Popeil’s new all in one machine.
Knightman Premium Member 5 months ago
Drink enough beer and you won’t care anyway!!!
goboboyd 5 months ago
One big pan and I’m good, for the rest of my life. But, I am thinking a good fire extinguisher would be a good addition to my kitchen.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 5 months ago
Sometimes commercials have to be on your TV but that doesn’t mean you can’t mute the sound. (Ads drive me nuts!)
P51Strega 5 months ago
:-) Spiral sliced hotdogs; any one else picturing that?
Pickled Pete 5 months ago
Is it okay to microwave your wiener? I’ve never done it, so just wondering…
Mountain Meg 5 months ago
Indoors, I find six minutes in the air fryer at 400, then 2 more minutes in the bun is the best.
FireAnt_Hater 5 months ago
Haven’t eaten a hot dog in years. I might eat one in the future, but there’s lots of better-tasting (and more healthful) foods out there…
KEA 5 months ago
I would make a caustic comment on ads on broadcast tv but since I keep seeing the SAME ads for St. Judes and some Insurance scam over and over on streaming, I shan’t.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 5 months ago
No nukes.
mistercatworks 5 months ago
I have been trying to invent a microwave pressure cooker. It should have the food ready in the time it takes to set the table. :)
Impkins Premium Member 5 months ago
He cooks???????? burp. :)
dan.mclennan5 5 months ago
My Uncle owned a packing house in the late ’60s- early ’70s. One of the many jobs I had during my summer employment was grinding the mutton for hot dogs and bologna. Came in 50# flats, frozen hard enough to drive nails, I ground up meat, bone and cartilage. The grinder was scary in may ways. To this day I will not eat bologna (Oscar Meyer taught me how to spell it.) unless it is fried hard, hot dogs are split and tortured on the pit.