F Minus by Tony Carrillo for September 08, 2024

♫ We’re going to have a soda hunt, ♫

♫ And then we’ll use deodorant ♫

He could just use the word rant.

Or just say, take a bath

The words I can think of don’t make scents.

Ranting about de odor?

Rodent. Motor Vent. That’s all I got.

Ignorant, tolerant, belligerent…the list goes on…!

I’m sure their smell would equate to a Cormorant.

Abhorrent?

After inputting data a coder went/To a rocking party at an off-road event/His sweetheart froze/And turned up her nose/Because the coder had forgotten deodorant

Rhymes with deoderant? I can’t.

Wants to discuss approaching puberty and the associated body odors…

Plenty of words rhyme with Stink, Smell and Reek. Gross little boys.

Use O please, O use your deodorant! That way you won’t smell so abhorrent!

Don’t be malodorous. Learn to use deoderous! (yeah, I know. But I tried!)

Orange?

We order tent

Sewer vent??

I knew we would find here an abundance of contributions from people who have little or no idea what actually constitutes a rhyme. “I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused.”

Children should be dodorized by cleaning not coating with chemicals.

at least he doesn’t hafta give them, y’know… “the talk”… (they probly know all about that anyway…)

Keep it simple.

“Jingle bells, Batman smells…

and so do you."

Your underarm oder could serve as a defoliant.

Underpant (s)