It is just a lake. Just swim to the shore and hail down someone for a ride to the marina for gas. Somebody can take you back to the boat with the gas. Since it is dark, everyone has gone home. Nobody will rescue you on the water. Just have the brat brother swim to the shore.
What idiot goes out on a boat without gas, oars, floatation devices, a radio, flares, and safety equipment? Unfortunately, there’s way too many. Just ask the Coast Guard.
I have never owned a boat but way, way back in my youth; after I got my first job and started to feel affluent, I took a boating course given by the Coast Guard Auxillary and it was excellent.
Reminds me of a time I went sailing while in college. The winds died down and we’re headed into shore when we came upon a jon boat having engine trouble. We tossed them a line and pulled them to shore. (It was a Flying Scott sailboat, probably one of the best small sailboats made.)
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
Can Fred even blow on a sail given that his lungs are full of cigarette tar?
howtheduck about 5 years ago
Michael and Stan’s pants mysteriously have both turned brown since last week. Fill in your favourite brown pants joke.
capricorn9th about 5 years ago
It is just a lake. Just swim to the shore and hail down someone for a ride to the marina for gas. Somebody can take you back to the boat with the gas. Since it is dark, everyone has gone home. Nobody will rescue you on the water. Just have the brat brother swim to the shore.
Thechildinme about 5 years ago
Now that’s funny!
keltii about 5 years ago
ummmm, don’t boats have some sort of, oh I don’t know a CB radio to perhaps call for help?
indysteve9 about 5 years ago
Hey Michael, run, don’t walk, away from this crazy family.
rebelstrike0 about 5 years ago
Magic Mike!
joefearsnothing about 5 years ago
When Fred and Stan run out of beer, they’ll figure something out! ;o}
Great Wizard Nala about 5 years ago
No beans or chili on the boat? Amazing!
Linguist about 5 years ago
What idiot goes out on a boat without gas, oars, floatation devices, a radio, flares, and safety equipment? Unfortunately, there’s way too many. Just ask the Coast Guard.
kodj kodjin about 5 years ago
I have never owned a boat but way, way back in my youth; after I got my first job and started to feel affluent, I took a boating course given by the Coast Guard Auxillary and it was excellent.
USN1977 about 5 years ago
Your lack of preparedness does not constitute an emergency to us.
The Martha MacRae Fan Club about 5 years ago
All Martha needs to do is just stand there being her usual cute self. That will attract someone.
Scoutmaster77 about 5 years ago
Blow-hard.
1MadHat Premium Member about 5 years ago
The first rule of having an enjoyable day on the water is: Leaving the dock is optional. Returning is mandatory.
JD'Huntsville'AL about 5 years ago
Reminds me of a time I went sailing while in college. The winds died down and we’re headed into shore when we came upon a jon boat having engine trouble. We tossed them a line and pulled them to shore. (It was a Flying Scott sailboat, probably one of the best small sailboats made.)
fix-n-fly about 5 years ago
Okay Mike – time to earn brownie points with the family (Martha in particular). Swim to shore and go get some gas for the boat.
purepaul Premium Member about 5 years ago
Two adults and no cell phone? Michael, get away from these people.
BlitzMcD about 5 years ago
Dad and big brother should have enough hot air between the two of them.
hagarthehorrible about 5 years ago
Blowing would not sail the boat, I am afraid.