As teenagers up here in the Great White North, we used to wait until it snowed heavily, and was a struggle just to move on the road. Then we would have time trials around the neighbourhood. That way, it wasn’t obvious that we were racing.
I enjoy HTD’s comments. I read FBOFW the first time around but have forgotten some things, and too lazy to look up the archives. Keep it up, duck. Some of us appreciate it.
Given the driving habits seen in the roads in my city, Michael, I’ve already ordered your license. You are already a better driver than 95% of the licensed ones on the road.
I love it. Michael could have a licence already…he’s a better “driver” than some that are already on the road…In my own life, this summer I’ve started taking alternate routes to the larger city precisely because of those weaving and speeding up and braking drivers on those three plus lanes…
I was installing seat belts in 1950’s cars in 1961. Seat belts in 1990 are appropriate. They have been standard equipment in American cars since around the mid 60’s.Everything else is true.
This is one of those cartoons that happens right before your eyes. I didn’t have to make this up. The words, the actions, the situation and the scenery made the perfect Sunday page.
I don’t understand why some people choose to be so critical of this comic strip. I’d like to see any of you crafting a story with family values and humor for 30 years.
Once again my comment is deleted by the moderator when there were no personal insults (from me anyway), no bad language, and there was not even one political or religious comment. What is up with that? We had a great discussion going on old cars and 1970s slang and unusual auto terms. I learned that the Urban Dictionary had an entry for “mat it.” Educational, I think. Flagging? I don’t know why.
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
How old is Michael at this point, 13? I don’t know about Canada, but I think he should wait three (hundred; wink-wink) more years.
LeeCox about 5 years ago
When pigs fly, Michael!
Farside99 about 5 years ago
Another kid that thinks a car will give him the power over his life that he doesn’t have now.
Baarorso about 5 years ago
The problem with Michael is that he thinks it’s a fun video game. In reality, (and as everyone knows), it isn’t.
Watcher about 5 years ago
Looking for that first real date with Martha.
Thechildinme about 5 years ago
All of Michael’s comments reflecting impatience made me think his dad has taught him a lot already — but definitely not driving skills!!
qct about 5 years ago
How the duck-it is a comic strip
jpayne4040 about 5 years ago
How about some time close to never?
asrialfeeple about 5 years ago
In about 2000 years, Mike. When you can be trusted not to cause an accident.
Geophyzz about 5 years ago
As teenagers up here in the Great White North, we used to wait until it snowed heavily, and was a struggle just to move on the road. Then we would have time trials around the neighbourhood. That way, it wasn’t obvious that we were racing.
rebelstrike0 about 5 years ago
His father probably replied “I will teach you when you start losing your hair”.
samfran6-0 about 5 years ago
I enjoy HTD’s comments. I read FBOFW the first time around but have forgotten some things, and too lazy to look up the archives. Keep it up, duck. Some of us appreciate it.
sousamannd about 5 years ago
all those replies – and for a cartoon… amazing the pickiness and pettiness folks get into when they turn their keyboard into an opinion weapon.
Plods with ...™ about 5 years ago
Start like I did in go karts. You find out that when you hit something, it hurts.
Of course it was made out of wood with a chainsaw motor and no brakes, but you learn.
Pickled about 5 years ago
how the duck can’t you just enjoy the cartoon why do you have to analyze it??
theincrediblebulk about 5 years ago
Given the driving habits seen in the roads in my city, Michael, I’ve already ordered your license. You are already a better driver than 95% of the licensed ones on the road.
1JennyJenkins about 5 years ago
I love it. Michael could have a licence already…he’s a better “driver” than some that are already on the road…In my own life, this summer I’ve started taking alternate routes to the larger city precisely because of those weaving and speeding up and braking drivers on those three plus lanes…
dlaemmerhirt999 about 5 years ago
Boy, Michael sure is cocky! As if John is EVER going to teach him to drive!.
kathleenhicks62 about 5 years ago
Uh, let me think; No.
Bill-Bob about 5 years ago
I was installing seat belts in 1950’s cars in 1961. Seat belts in 1990 are appropriate. They have been standard equipment in American cars since around the mid 60’s.Everything else is true.
Back to Big Mike about 5 years ago
When was the last time you saw oil in a quart can? I can’t.
bluetopazcrystal about 5 years ago
Turkey is part of my vocabulary. Lol.
bluetopazcrystal about 5 years ago
Perhaps if Princess Diana wore her seat belt she would be alive. Her body guard did, and survived. I noticed that the royals don’t always buckle up.
BobMc about 5 years ago
Next time I’m going to remind myself NOT to read the comments.
Jan C about 5 years ago
Lynn’s Comments:
This is one of those cartoons that happens right before your eyes. I didn’t have to make this up. The words, the actions, the situation and the scenery made the perfect Sunday page.
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member about 5 years ago
When you are about seventy years old!
Train 1911 about 5 years ago
Bring back theMemories when I was boy sitting in by dad car with my twin brother when he released the emergency brake good thing my father was nearby
berserkitty about 5 years ago
I don’t understand why some people choose to be so critical of this comic strip. I’d like to see any of you crafting a story with family values and humor for 30 years.
krhinter about 5 years ago
Amazing anyone has a strip history going back t01990.The correct words for pressing down all the way on the accelerator are: WFO.
howtheduck about 5 years ago
Once again my comment is deleted by the moderator when there were no personal insults (from me anyway), no bad language, and there was not even one political or religious comment. What is up with that? We had a great discussion going on old cars and 1970s slang and unusual auto terms. I learned that the Urban Dictionary had an entry for “mat it.” Educational, I think. Flagging? I don’t know why.