My husband & I once worked at a bingo parlour; we were paid $20 a night, plus dinner at the snack bar. Whenever we ordered cheeseburgers, we found them to taste dry and “grassy”. One time, right before we ordered, we happened to look towards the freezer, and there they were: veggie burgers. After that, we ordered pizza, which was delivered there. NOBODY can convince me that veggie burgers taste as good as regular burgers!
Except for the extra sodium and saturated fat, they’re also better for you than meat! And don’t mind the chemical additives intended to make it appear to “bleed”.
If vegans don’t really want meat, why do they spend so much time trying to invent a Frankenstein substance meant to taste, look, feel and even “bleed” like meat? Shouldn’t they just be happy with their diet of grains, nuts, fruits and veggies? I’ll happily not try to force my dietary preferences on them if they don’t try to force their’s on me.
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
which parent’s cooking do Peter, Jason, and Paige really detest: Andy’s or Roger’s?
Concretionist about 3 years ago
I’m w/ Jason.
hermit48 about 3 years ago
Turn that grill up-side down and you have a Space-X Falcon 9.
Lucy Rudy about 3 years ago
Are we being led to believe he burnt them so badly you can’t tell what it is?
LookingGlass Premium Member about 3 years ago
Who’s dad trying to be – Crankshaft!?
/SHNARK/
danketaz Premium Member about 3 years ago
At least no actual hamburgers were harmed this time around.
[Unnamed Reader - 8bb645] about 3 years ago
So… weren’t the previous “meatless” after BBQ?
littlejohn Premium Member about 3 years ago
I think that all the E-coli and any other nasty organisms are now dead. As is the flavor.
Kroykali about 3 years ago
Today’s classic Sunday strip we’re missing:
https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2000/07/23
Wren Fahel about 3 years ago
My husband & I once worked at a bingo parlour; we were paid $20 a night, plus dinner at the snack bar. Whenever we ordered cheeseburgers, we found them to taste dry and “grassy”. One time, right before we ordered, we happened to look towards the freezer, and there they were: veggie burgers. After that, we ordered pizza, which was delivered there. NOBODY can convince me that veggie burgers taste as good as regular burgers!
William Bednar Premium Member about 3 years ago
Made from the finest pine nuts and beetle droppings.
Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago
Not Impossible.
awcoffman about 3 years ago
Plants and animals are carbon-based. They can all be reduced to charcoal.
A_Dilophosaurus about 3 years ago
I recently tried a meatless burger made from black beans and it tasted pretty much like meat.
the lost wizard about 3 years ago
Char is the keyword here.
ChessPirate about 3 years ago
From briquettes to brickets?
del_grande Premium Member about 3 years ago
I wonder how Andy feels that they’re being cooked with carbon-releasing chracoal?
khcm1157 about 3 years ago
All Charcoal tastes the same.
BiathlonNut about 3 years ago
And charcoal is indeed meatless.
KEA about 3 years ago
I heard that Texans like their beef burnt because they don’t want to be reminded it’s probably a steer they knew personally
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
Can you tell that they are not charcoal?……
Stephen Gilberg about 3 years ago
I first thought of the Abbott and Costello sketch where Costello unwittingly eats a burger with a necklace in it, perplexed by the crunchiness.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Crunch? I don’t think I’ve ever eaten a burger that went “crunch!”
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 3 years ago
Can you tell if they are really food?
BlueKnight1966 about 3 years ago
Except for the extra sodium and saturated fat, they’re also better for you than meat! And don’t mind the chemical additives intended to make it appear to “bleed”.
If vegans don’t really want meat, why do they spend so much time trying to invent a Frankenstein substance meant to taste, look, feel and even “bleed” like meat? Shouldn’t they just be happy with their diet of grains, nuts, fruits and veggies? I’ll happily not try to force my dietary preferences on them if they don’t try to force their’s on me.
Have an eggcellent, bacony, cheesy day!
flyintheweb about 3 years ago
The BTUs he gets… he could buy a steam turbine, retire, and supply the neighborhood with electricity
Ukko wilko about 3 years ago
A hockey puck, by any other name…
einarbt about 3 years ago
Soylent Green here we (humanity) come – like sheep.
Spider-Hulk! over 1 year ago
That Nerdy Dude over 1 year ago
Its basically a huge lightsaber